Trolloc Poetry Submissions
During our #reWoTch marathon charity livestream, we offered an epic prize- the chance to win a hardcover copy of The Great Hunt with show tie-in art AND a bookplate signed by Robert Jordan!
Part of the entry was to submit a poem inspired by Trolloc nipples, and the fandom did not disappoint.
Here are some of the entries we received- enjoy!
The crane flies eastward
as battle plans are drawn.
He leads the fighters onward
toward the Malkier dawn.
Trollocs follow them down
into the lands so green
Their nipples to be drawn
into the fandom stream.
Beckoning to me
Glistening in the night like a flattened orb
I long to fondle you so
My dearest Trolloc nipple
Trolloc and nipples
are among Kevin's favorite things
'course they are wonderful beings
They drink milk and eat pies
and plus they can sing
To honor Kevin
There is but one way
To honor the purveyor
Of those most holiest of peaks
Of those most delightful of tips
All must smile, all ought laugh
To cheer this gift to our fandom
There is but one way
Take this delightful quirk he offers
And milk it like a Trolloc
There was once a man from Emond's Field,
He was careful to never reveal,
That his Nip's were not of man,
they were furry and rough to hand,
"How will I find someone to love us?"
BUT he then met Kev Angus!
And all was well below as above
he found his Trolloc nip love!
Trolloc nipples
Cripple my soul
The milk in thy cup
Curdles and flows
Your juice keeps me wanting
The taste of it blows
Be gone Trolloc nipples
The bane of my woes
There once was a Trollock named Narg, whose nips were ever so large.
With a flip of his hair, he smacked a loose mare, and those nipples really took charge.
I met a big trolloc called Wipple,
Who had big proud outstanding Nipples.
He said with a grin,
Milk lies here within.
So give them a tweak,
And then they will leak.
Rafe’s signature will then be the peak!
In the shadows lurk,
Trolloc's essence darkly formed,
Nipples in the night.
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