Pwnership of Assorted Noobery including but not limited to:

Reading the Wheel
Channeling Saidin
Conversing with Trollocs
Finding the Song
Making Swords
Making Spears
Making Shields
Laying Siege
Taking my Maiden Fair
Possessing Might
Shooting my shotguns
Cleaning my shotguns
Harvesting Souls
Dictating Terms
Barbequing Delicious Bacon Wrapped Meats
Burning Bridges
Building Bridges
Balancing Chi
Being Awesome
Forging blades of power