Stapler

thats the way, uh huh uh huh the person above me likes it.

*is actually a CSI*

*finds a trail leading to a branch outside his window, on it is a squirrel*

*tries to lure squirrel off branch with some grape koolaid*

*Finnaly got his computer back on*

*wonders what happened, maybe i have a virus!*

*gets a glimpse of a squirrel tail exiting his window*

*sits alone at his desk making random beats on his keyboard*

Alleviate

Banned for weakening others stomachs

Amsterdam

Banned for grizzly stories involving squirrels and cats

Yesterday

Professor Lupin

moon

Person above me, i may have mentioned something about a ninja, do you think someone will post after me fast enough so i dont get balefire'd?

Banned for batman

*finds a persons head*

*starts a game of kickball*

Ban cause i said so!

Horsemen

Cows

paddle

Congressman

france

*makes the Saltiest bacon ever*

*Thinks he will just sell this as porked salt*

*finds a peace pipe and puts some two rivers tabac in it*

*enjoys life*

cheese

Ta-Dah!

Person above me, could it be said that she is perhaps a ninja? Because i did not see her.

The person above me likes nargles!