I've done many of these things...some of them deliberately.

...you don't accidentally say things like "sleep well and wake" or "Blood and bloody ashes", but actually went out of your way to ingrain them into your vocabulary. (it took me a while, but I now use "sleep well and wake" and "Phaw!" quite commonly. Gotta love Cadsuane.)

...have spent hours pouring over d&d source material trying to figure out how best to recreate WoT characters in the game.

...when you continue to assert that AMoL will be released on 12/21/12 b/c it would be the end of (the wheel of) time as we know it.

...every time you are invited to play the 'white s'redit' christmas game you grab a copy of EotW.

@ Drekka Mort: Kudos

@ Mr Ares: I do say goram a lot =]

Honestly, who doesnt want their girlfriend to dance the sa'sara or ta'ganza?

Marching

The person above me bores me.  Throwing up walls so she doesnt have to actually interact with anyone.

*thwacks the person above with a good hard stick then disappears, leaving only mad cackling.*

prays.

I ban Rey for bothering with the whole song title.

The person above me has too great an ego.  Only upon slaying the ego can true enlightenment be attained.

*laughs raucously at the person above.*  Its not my reality.  Its the reality.  Your will is merely a drop in the ocean compared to The Will.

The person above me intends to take my physical segments?  Phaw!  My Dear, I'm merely an extension of The Consciousness into reality.  I have no physical segments.  I just am.

The person above me is either very wise *snicker* or has been catching up on her thread reading. *nods*  OH, *swats with a switch* dont roll your eyes at me.

The person above me should try a vacume instead.  torture the dogs sensitive ears and keep the floor clean.  two birds.  Dusting spray...I assume we're not talking about caned air, so I can only assume it'll make everything smell like lemons.  That'll bring about bad karma.

OH, that was today?  *shrug*  I havent paid much attention to the world outside in the past few weeks.

*pulls flute seemingly from nowhere and begins to play 'Reyrey dances on Illuminati strings'.*

Yea, thats right!  I know that song.  What a silly song it is.  Oh, the ridiculous things they made her do.  Kissing a pigs bottom before Chris Hanson.  Bathing in mud to then do battle with the former first lady Barbara Bush.  Competing in a drinking contest with Irish construction workers.  Ah, the absurdity that the Illuminati insists on conducting.  :D

Ah haha!  You cant steal my butt because I dont have one!  Hooray for being a scrawny white guy!  Me, For Teh Win!  8)

The person above me knows who needs killin, and gets it done.

I ban Moghedian for being afraid of clowns.  Fear of Clowns is hackneyed.  You should get a more exotic fear, like that of a floating keg, or a pub with no Guinness.  Or, dare I say, one with Budweiser on tap.  *shudders*

horse

;D The person above me has much character!

In reality since I'm an Elite Goblin Assassin its more likely derived from the MTG series featuring Squee Goblin Cabin Boy...But also, and Jelly can attest to this, have RP3d with a character named 'Todd' who bears a striking resemblance to whom you speak.  *snicker*  Vasquez is for teh 1337! 

Also my aim Icon is Squee w/ his bear Shmee.  ;D

The person above me is assigned to Vort, home of the universe's most comfortable couch.

yea...the Women's circle ought to meet to figure out a new face.  we know you're up to something when you give us that face.  And it usually involves our wallets.  Too bad for you there's nothing in mine!  Zing!

I ban Alys for being 5 0; jurisdiction fiddlesticks.

I ban Thorum for living in a place better designed than America.

Oh No that person above me didnt!

I ban Thorum for having pictures of fancy buildings that we dont have in America in his siggy.

underpants

well...PAM...I supposed I n00b3d out.