30. It's the only Division that won't ridicule you when you reveal to everyone that you and your cookpot have a 'special' relationship. Sure, they all knew about those meetings between you and your cookpot in those secluded alleys. They suspected something was wrong when you always fell asleep during your day job--a result of a night-long party binge with your cookpot. And despite your best efforts to cover it up, they knew that you and your cookpot were...expecting a new addition to the family. But in light of all of this, the SG Division still accepted you. And most of all, SG accepted your cookpot. But it would have been okay if they didn't accept you or your cookpot. That's what Plan B was all about. Good old Plan B. Nobody SEEMED to suspect that there was an elephant-sized nuclear warhead duct-taped to the water cooler. But it was all okay. Detonating the water cooler and everybody within a 12-mile radius of it wouldn't be necessary because everyone accepted you and your beloved cookpot. But just in case they ever changed their minds, you'd keep the detonator in your pocket. Safe and sound in your pocket. You'd show them. Some day. They'd better not mess with your cookpot. Not one little bit. *twitches*

11. We fling poo 5 times better than the leading competitor.

Always :D

Thanks you guys *stabs all with rusty non-blunt objects*

The SG Org is still the 'Org that Roka Built', so expect this Org Leader to continue in the tradition of 'Rokanomics' *nods*

Well, Pumonca's away at college in Wales, and it's consuming more of his time than he originally anticipated. However, he returns home this summer (ie in the coming months) so I figure I can probably pull him back.

I haven't heard from Narg in months though O_O

of bringing Noggy back.

Seriously.

So what's the status on the trollocs here? Are we all pretty much LOA/inactive/fallen off the face of the earth? Also, Roka's valestorm.net site has taken a dump, so I don't know how well preserved all the tribe info is (I might have a backup copy somewhere...)

Yes, complain about China. Here, I'll start:

China's navy is too large. I think China's navy needs to suffer an unfortunate...accident...

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Noooo! Make a trolloc instead! TROLLOC I SAY!!! *shakes fist*

But there is only one Noggy *nods*

*asks for the famous lazy eye's autograph*

Stitch was just too risque for Dragonmount...*points to siggy*

Where are we submitting bios now anyway? Noggy probably needs an update before I can even think about RPing again :P

EDIT: nevermind. I see the bio board now. *procrastinates on writing a bio*

*secretly replaces the rubber chicken with napalm*

Let's see if they can tell the difference...

*sneaks off*

I also have the greatest deathmatch on the Shadowspawn webby...I think...*hasn't updated that thing for a few months*

And Pumonca...*wonders where he is*

He made 10,000 posts in the month of January alone...

But if that's the case, never fear. We will rebuild. The SPAM shall never die. It will LIVE AGAIN!

*eats ice cream*

Wouldn't that be shocking if the database that holds all of our precious posts on the SG forum was unrecoverable after this?

All that SPAM...

It looks like the Valestorm site itself--the site that our webby and boards are hosted on--has been closed down due to some billing/money issue. I actually don't think Roka has anything to do with this...although he may be able to contact the site's owner and tell him/her to start writing some checks already.

you would if YOU HAD EYES!

*conveniently removes Demi's eyes so that the above statement makes more sense*

How DARE you not go to chat! Don't you know it's MANDATORY??

*realizes he doesn't go into chat either*

Crap.

I keep saying that I'm gonna come back...but then it never happens. So this time, I'm saying that I WON'T be coming back, hoping for the opposite effect *nods*

*farts*

*cookpots Ranulf*