Could you PLEASE add Pittsburgh to the tour stops?  

I hope Harriet and Co. stomp on this right away. This should not have occurred. 

Lol, yes!

I'll be looking out for anti-banana propaganda blog posts... ^^^^^^

Lol. This is awesome.

I loved the original song and I love Kansas! This brings me great joy. Love it!!

Awesome! 

Awesome!

                                      Trolloc Bi-Weekly Bugle

Narg: A Memoir TOPS BESTSELLER LIST!!!!

By: Sorgi the Ko'Bal Trolloc

       The author is thrilled! He plans to donate much of the proceeds to the 'Trolloc Widows and Orphans of War Fund' and the 'Blight Home for Retired Trollocs' wherein resides his own grandmother. When I spoke to him, Mr. Narg was adamant that he, partnered with the 'Jerry Foundation for Endangered Villains' would promote the work in primitive and barbaric nations such as the Borderlands and Tar Valon. 'I do dis for monsters everywhere,' he said in his interview with the Bugle's Mr. Gor Boris. 

For the rest of this article, turn to page A3

Though I normally don't like the style of these computer-generated works, these ones are pretty good. The Verin one is my favorite.