Ahhh I'm guessing that this swearing is a pledge for a lifetime, and possibly all other lifetimes my soul will go through?

 

Does that mean I get unlimited access to the sauna and spa, or is there a limited number of visits per year?

I think you only get thirteen visits, but on the bright side if you pay with not just your soul, but the souls of all your friends too, you get unlimited food ,and if your good, we'll throw in a True Power Massage.

Lol nice "Death For Failure"

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Awesome lol 

ill have the cream of vegetable soup(Must get away from the dark lord)