DL are you the "Mistress of Temptation" or is that Zeth Alley?

And I loved M.A.S.H. too . The good old 4077th medical corps.

I'm sure the band could do with something similar during engagements.

Just cracked the code.

Jack o' the Shadows

JoS?

*whistles and bangs table with hands*

Bravo, bravo

Well done B

A gin for the lady

and a mat tini for me

*sits beside BB and slaps her on back*

Doesn't a bard recite as well as sing? Give us your best BB.

A drink for a performance seems fair.

*turns to BB*

Hi there BB. My names Bond-ed, Not Bond-ed but you can call me Wot.

thanks bar tender

*sip*

mm nice, but where I come from it should be served with a cherry on a cocktail stick

*whistles twice while winking at Dragonlover*

*turns*

Is that how one gets service in this tavern?

* strolls into tavern wearing pink loin cloth in a neat bow around neck, matching pink handkerchief in top pocket of white jacket*

Evening bar tender. I'll have a Vodka Mat-tini, shaken not stirred please.

Who can forget Juilian's performance on the high wire pretending to be drunk. Fooled me.

Surprised nobody mentioned Mat's letter to Elayne after being kept waiting outside Camlyn. So funny so Mat.

I also agree with Rand/Mat/Perrin views on handling women.