I guess I'm all out of clever for the day...So I'll break it down honest style like.

I'm just a home town guy who likes to find the nice side of every rainbow. I enjoy tea and...

Ok, busted. For real this time.

I'm a sarcastic SOB who really believes that negative context is much more effective than positive re-enforcement. I love to sing, I hate dancing even though I'm not terrible at it. I would much prefer...perfer? yea... next point, I'm AWEFUL at spelling. In a crapton of my posts you'll see (sp) next to several words. Indicating I don't know how to spell it. I'm a realist, I point out my flaws and I hate drama. I'm tall, light, and modestly attactive. Not like Ryan Reynolds hot or anything...but I clean up nice.