All your butts are belong to me!

[Toy and Minion]

No, it's a euphemism for tending to the cattle out back.  *throws her a shovel*  Get to it!

[reyler]

*lines the cattle up next to eachother and digs a tunnel through their sides*

 

*runs an interstate through there*

[Toy and Minion]

Now, was that so hard?

[reyler]

With a shovel, yes. A buzzsaw, or maybe a cannon, something like that would have been easier.

[Toy and Minion]

Pfft.  Arrogant punk!

[reyler]

Whatever, Heidi.

[Toy and Minion]

Heidi?  Last I checked I wasn't a spoiled girl who got to live with her crazy uncle or grandpa or whatever up in the mountains.

 

That is the story of Heidi, right?

[reyler]

Wouldn't know, never read it.

[Toy and Minion]

Neither did I.  But I saw a cartoon that to this day gives me nightmares.

[reyler]

Further proof that cartoons are not for children!

 

As if hentai didn't already prove that point.

[Toy and Minion]

Who needed that proof?

[reyler]

That reminds me of...

 

<sunshinegoth> this song makes me wanna animate slutty chicks dancing around erotically

<sunshinegoth> ..i need a pencil..

<sunshinegoth> hang on..

<Visigoth`> hehe

<Visigoth`> damn

<Visigoth`> i know stu draws

<Visigoth`> but i've never seen any of his work

<sunshinegoth> i'm not that great

<sunshinegoth> but i'm gonna, like, sleep my way into art school

<sunshinegoth> ..

<sunshinegoth> or something

[Toy and Minion]

Nice one.

[reyler]

Yeah, I used to know so many wonderful crackheads. Of course Stu had the added fact of being Canadian.

[Toy and Minion]

An now, "Random Rants by Miguel (Censored Version)"

 

"Right, now that we're all here, I'd like to say -"

 

And that ends our show for the year.  Goodnight!

[reyler]

*stampedes sheep across the board*

[Toy and Minion]

*east them all, including Don*

[reyler]

Eastman, he came from the East to do battle with The Amazing Rando!!

[Toy and Minion]

Not that that has much bearing on his being eaten.

[reyler]

Here's another example of one of my crackhead friends' ramblings:

 

SINGS TO HIMSELF

« Thread Started on 11/21/06 at 17:15 » 

 

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I'VE GOT A LOT OF FACE, I PUT MY FACE TO GOOD USE BY EATING CAKE WITH MY MONKEY FRIENDS.

 

AFTER WE EAT CAKE WE SPRAY EACHOTHER WITH GARDEN HOSES AND TRY TO PULL OUT EACHOTHERS TEETH. THE TEETH WON'T COME OUT SO WE SEW KITTENS TOGETHER.

 

LA LA LA LA LA. I HAVE A BIG OLD GUN AND I LIKE TO SHOOT. GIVE ME A REASON TO, O STAG OF MUCH SLAUGHTER AND BUTCHERING. YOUR MEAT WILL TASTE LIKE CANTELOPE AND THE VILLIAGE WILL KISS ME FOR MY EFFORT.

 

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A BIG OLD BEAUTIFUL THING THAT IS TODAY. OHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A BIG OLD BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE SYK THAT I CAN'T EXPLAIN. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IF A MAN COULD LIVE OFF THE FLESH OF HIS TOES THEN I COULD NOT BE CONSIDERED POOR. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Toy and Minion]

Yeah, I'm going to have to read that later.  I have to get off right now.  I MAY be able to get on later today.  Lately my mom has become Computer Nazi!  Once I can afford an apartment...

 

*salutes to the wall and dives into the floorboards*

[reyler]

Once you can afford an apartment it means you'll have to be working for the money which means you'll have about as much time online as your mom is restricting you to now. Either that or you'll have found an 80-year old sugar-momma.

[Toy and Minion]

80?  I wasn't even born at that age!

[reyler]

And if you do happen to find an 80 year old sugar momma, let me know so I can rob her blind.

[Toy and Minion]

And let me know so I can skip town.