why wud u want to hear me sing?

U must have gone totally mad

I'm not tone deaf

but then again don't ask me to sing. One word can sum up my voice

monotone...

well seeing as I am the only person that is not you still here.

My 1 vote goes to....

It was awful

Drink?

DL's singing is that bad everyone has run away

Du Hast by Rammstein

Was that a good thing or a bad thing I wonder....

*Impy gets up and helps DL up*

Blimey this place is still open....

*walks in and slides down into a chair in the corner*

Oops I did it again - children of bodom...

I hadn't welcomed u back.

Would u expect anything else from me???

where does it say that any alcohol was spilt....

*pulls the chair out from under DL and watches her crash to the floor before downing the rest of the shots*

Urgh I forgot u drink some weird ones

*turns round and blows a kiss at DL*

Welcome back trouble

*saunters off whistling*

problem with that JR was people refused to do most spot fines and no one helped the RAs out up top.

Hence why the RA's went under for ages.

Right..now where did I put that sign to put on the door..

are the floors reinforced???

Last time a tavern gave me a room they gave me the basement...but that is enough of that tale

*smiles back at her*

Oh and I better remember that if I want to wear a pink loincloth I don't wear it round my head again

Can't have Kaylen fainting again...

which way then?

wow are you able to get rooms here now???

have you got any that have reinforced walls and doors??

Don't worry it won't need cleaning...although I wudn't put much furniture in it.

*Rides Into the bar through the front door on the back of Avenger and throws a pot at Wolf which shatters and covers him in tar. Imperium rides out through the back door*

There is a hush around the bar before suddenly.......

*Imperium comes back through the back door and lobs another pot at Wolf which shatters and covers him feathers. Imperium rides out of the bar laughing*

More silence fills the bar before the crash of hooves comes back again

I think it is being patrolled by a chicken more like

*Imperium makes a chicken noise while waving his arms at Wolf*

I said it wouldn't take long!

Down from the Sky by Trivium

dead memories by Slipknot

I dislike both the Packers and the Steelers. I ended up cheering on the Packers for one simple reason.

Big Ben..Three Super Bowl Rings...WTF! (luckily this hasn't happened)

Corki, you can't pass the secrets of Bandy out to recruits and infantry....

Its not proper Bandy if it comes in a bottle.

You see those massive Barrels, that is your Bandy (it all adds to the flavour!)

I'm not used to having that effect on Women....

Who said I forgot them Krak

Cheers Horn, the splash of bandy makes it!

*Sir Imperium strides into the bar with the a pink loincloth tied around his head ninja style*

Horn I'll have a pint of the best!