Wow its Footman! Who next Taymist? Mystica? Karaj? Then it would be like a museum! A Dinosaur exhibit even.

*Grins*

Yes feast yer bleedin eyes on the radioactive pink loin clothe clad pirate of the band! He wrote the book on being a corrupt redarm. Btw any old people on here, I don't suppose youv'e talked to Kat recently?

Carai an Shen an Calhar!

*Knocks his back*

*plops down beside him* So your buying huh? Hope you brought your checkbook*

A round for the nouse! :-)

It worked for years, most of it was founded on fun and participation and inventing particularly crazy ways of getting in and out of trouble argh. But if you think I should lay off a little I will. Argh!

Got to set a good example for the recruits, none of this bing good stuff no sir. Miht even run for redarm again when Volke gets tired of being assaulted, aint enough corruptin 'round nowadays. For example back in my day the RA's would spotfine Volke for his room being dirty and call it assault because it caused temprorary blindness. I once spotfined a bander for talking about the telletubies and causing a bander to bash his head into a wall repeatedly. Unfortunately that one went to trial and she go off, argh.

Have You Ever Seen The Rain By Credence Clearwater Revival.... And Pennies in my dryer.

Well thats the glorious life of a redarm Volke, you still thanking me for the nomination? ;-)

*Gets a shovel and begins removing the manure to as safe place (Volkes room)*

Jk, I'll work on that for ya, as long as there are no socks involved argh!

Not a whale, nor a dog a fish or a cat

A redarm named volke it was used to slap

Rubber chickens should not be treated like that

Or you’ll be writing Jak O’ The Shadows!

Official JotS Spotfine apologizing to the rubber chiken as authorized by Talya, CG of the infantry... Er..UM.. Argh Matey!

 

*gets up out of horses water trough* "really dude? was that necessary?"

*Hits him with a rubber chicken* Of course it was necessary I'm going for a record number of spotfines given/completed in one week. Now give me a spotfine before I have to use drastic measures. Like singing.

The Redarms fine fellows all

Like to sleep and drink and brawl all day long

But heaven forbid you hit one with a log

You’ll be fighting with Jak O’ the Shadows!

The infantry brew full of spice and zest

Is for drinking, not spilling all over your vest

So drink up and we’ll just dump out the rest

And go sleep with Jack O’ the Shadows!

My official spotfine apology JotS Verses as assigned by Tayla CG of the Infantry. Now that thats done time for Volkes official Rookie redarm baptism.

*Grabs Volke and tosses him in the horses water trough outside*

Ahaha ooh your feathers are nice wolf, you auditioning for chicken dance? *Continues wiping the bar with his oily maintanence rag*

Mission accomplished. *Cleans the bar*

No wearing of the sacred pink loincloth anywhere other than it's intended to be worn. It's bad luck.

*Begins cleaning up the pottery shards, tar and feathers, but leaves Wolf alone since he isn't technically part of the bar and prolly would prefer someone other than JR to clean him* O.o

I don't mind the mess Imp, it does me good to see that the band hasn't lost it's spirit for assaulting redarms :-). And sorry about the window Lessa.

*Fixes the window.*

Please you should have been there the time someone stuffed the MG in a barrel of Bandy and rolled him down a hill. That was an epic spotfine. I wish I could remember who that was...

*Stumbles into the tavern singing a really bad off-key JotS verse sits down misses the chair spills his Infantry Brew knocks a chair into wolf realizes he just assaulted a redarm steals his hat and tries to run out of the bar through a window accidentally breaking it.*

There guys I think that covers everything.