It's taken me all weekend, but I'm finally caught up on about 90% of my JordanCon related email. Holy crap guys.

I drove myself to the Gwinett Center and pumped my own gas for the first time today. Both were vastly overrated experiences.

Billy Crystal's botoxed forehead terrifies and confuses me.

I can't watch The Big Bang Theory. Its too much like being at work.

It's 80 degrees and gorgeously sunny today in Atlanta. In Provo? Cold and possibly snowing. Why am i going there again?

Going to Chattacon, BRB

Apparently, "free write day" means "write pages and pages of Minecraft fanfiction".

I think the squirrel has beaten himself unconscious...

I think Makers Mark ice cream may be the best thing I've ever made.

If you are thinking about joining us for the Atlanta Warrior Dash (May 19th) and would like to be added to our Facebook group for planning purposes, say the word. There's about a dozen or so of us already coordinating cheap food and lodgings at the race. You don't have to be a warrior to participate. Personally, I stand as far back from the mud as I can and hold everyone's wallet and phone.

Why does Baen make it so hard for me to buy books for my iPad? I don't want to "create a Webscription account and then download the zip file to iTunes". I want to touch an icon and have a book magically appear in my hands.

Tangerine pound cake just out f the oven, blind baking my quiche crust. Almost ready for brunch tomorrow.

Australian friends! Is it insanely difficult to travel within Australia? Are flights between cities ridiculously expensive and the highways completely over run by post-apocalyptic biker gangs? I ask because any time I post anything about Brandon Sanderson's trip to Australia in April, I get a bunch of messages complaining that he's not going to a particular city. Like it's not enough for him to take a 14 hour flight across an ocean in the first place, he needs to take that extra hour or two t...

Today's breakfast: Poached egg on toast, watermelon and the vitriol of the internet. It's kind of fun being the villain on purpose for once.

I just ate an entire plate of fried green tomatoes by myself. I have no regrets.

I'm going to slap this paper to death if I don't finish it tonight.

I've discovered the secret to having Northside Food's best traffic week ever: Post a link on cracked to a recipe involving bacon. Look for another bacon related blog entry later today.

I've discovered the secret to having Northside Food's best traffic week ever: Post a link on cracked to a recipe involving bacon. Look for another bacon related blog entry later today.

I've discovered the secret to having Northside Food's best traffic week ever: Post a link on cracked to a recipe involving bacon. Look for another bacon related blog entry later today.

Today's breakfast: Poached egg on toast, watermelon and the vitriol of the internet. It's kind of fun being the villain on purpose for once.

Today's breakfast: Poached egg on toast, watermelon and the vitriol of the internet. It's kind of fun being the villain on purpose for once.

Today's breakfast: Poached egg on toast, watermelon and the vitriol of the internet. It's kind of fun being the villain on purpose for once.

Today's breakfast: Poached egg on toast, watermelon and the vitriol of the internet. It's kind of fun being the villain on purpose for once.

The High Museum is giving free admission to Fulton County residents this Saturday. Anyone want to go see Salvador Dali with me?

Today's breakfast: Poached egg on toast, watermelon and the vitriol of the internet. It's kind of fun being the villain on purpose for once.