I think that the ending was perfect

Grendael's new body left me rolling on the floor laughing

Like the outback

the bombing of darwin?

yes!

since you tried to destroy my home, i shall get vengeance!

deploying Mechanical Firing Device!

but i'm still alive!

Australia? i live there too.

i don't need to waste my money on fancy junk

you stick the meat thermometer up your nose, and hold it there for three minutes

i use a meat thermometer to test my sanity

sometimes i make a mistake, added some more to it or something like that

what would you need it for?

sound kinda like a pointless term of use

perhaps because you try to steal their butts

why do you steal people's butts?

<-- yeah, well i'm your Master! obey!

Nope, sorry. Entry into Fiddles constitutes a lawful transfer to myself of authority over your rump.

can i have my butt back? kthnxbai