Man. This thread needs to get a million posts. Just saying.

MUST GET 200,000 POSTS HERE BY ... Eventually!

Smiley. You do realize about 90% of your posts are in this thread? Lol

And here comes the taint. :)

Oh, and here is a wonderful way to say you are ignoring someone but in a politically correct way.

You're not ignoring... You read and then do not have time to answer; yet unfortunately if you read and do not answer immediately you have a habit of procrastinating and/or forgetting.

And why must you be in a better time zone than I Nyanna?

Rand: I wish I knew women like Mat & Perrin

Perrin: I wish I knew women like Rand & Mat

Mat: I wish I knew women like Tiger Woods

Olver: I learned from da master.

how are you feeling this fine evening miss Ayla?

 

Quite splendid, thank you

It has indeed become a most lovely evening, and my cough has nearly gone.

How does today find yourself?

 

YAY! Ayla is almosht healeded

 

Today I feel a little sleepy, I must find something to do...

 

 

I was contemplating un walk as it is vair nice outside...

 

not cloudeh

 

Not cloudeh at all in fact

I shall be back in a bit

 

*waveses*

 

Enjoy yourself!

 

I lied. There was quite a few cloudehs on teh horizon...

Still nice :)

 

Those don't count anyway >.>

 

<.<

 

I was probably imagining them...

 

*noddity*

 

Teh clouds are a lie

 

There is prolly not even a sky up there in the first place

 

*shakes head*

 

noooooo, that's crazy talk :P

 

Outrageous!

 

>.>

 

*nanaglues Smiley up in place of teh 'sky'*

 

*blows bubbles*

 

Teehee

 

Sky is bubbling

 

*pop pop*

 

I wish the sky bubbled

 

hmmm

 

*notes*

 

any other meteorological phenomena you think we are missing out on?

 

...I can't finks of anything.

 

I lets yoo know :)

 

oh well I suppose I'll just curl up here like a bat

 

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What the heck is up with this quote?!!

Best joke ever.

Elayne Trakand started with 37 delicious dessert sweets. Elayne ate 35 of these delicious sweets. What does Elayne have now?

Who knows about LaTeX?

TWICE THE LLAMA COMES THE DAWN!

Starting new thread for WoT pickup lines. GO

What's the best pickup line to use on someone in the Black Ajah?

Hey! I'm going to kill you in an hour so you can do whatever you want to me now!

Figured as much and wouldn't be as useful as it was in EoTW because they sort of have TAV GPS units in a sense.

Oh yeah! Stop spamming and start baconing!

What's the best pick up line to use on someone in the Green Ajah?

Hey! I'm a man! Come and BOND ME!

HIDE YO CHILDREN HIDE YO WIVES CAUSE THEY'RE SPAMMING EVERYONE!

Can Aiel women share husbands? Like having "'brother-husbands" instead of a "sister-wives?"

Also, does anyone still have their coins from Moiraine? I am specifically thinking about Perrin. I don't remember him ever losing or spending it.

I forgot about Alanna

Alanna: "DAMN I AM MISSING OUT! MUST FIND RAND!"

In OP battles can I use Min?

Just go Min on you and foretell that you are going to lose if you ever fought me! :P

Foretelling-- that would be a great way for Min to seduce someone.

Min: "I'm going to dance the spears with you, this I foretell"...

Rand: "Okay. Let's go find somewhere off camera."

Elayne: "Let's make a Rand Sandwich"

Aviendha: "Let's make Rand match his toh with all three of us!"

Birgitte: "Why must I be seeing all of this? Why must I feel this through the bloody bond?" -- as the four go somewhere off camera.

I never figured out earthfire. Though should Rand not know how to do it now now that he is "Rand Sedai?"

Also what is everyone's favorite three weaves?

I like traveling, healing, and, of course, balefire.

And that's why we have the bloody horn. So when Rand and all of his wives die... They can make out in TAR forever and be called by Mat. :)

Edit: Assuming he AND his wives die.

She should just become a necrophiliac. That's the only way to have love with Rand. :)

I'm so meta. Even this acronym IS META.

By the way, Rand is dead in next book. Min saw it in EoTW. And she isn't going to be wrong. Obviously. (but why does she want to save him even though she SAW HIM DYING! She saw love with him and was like "I love you now"... But when she saw his death she wasn't like "Oh, well might as well let you hit the bucket now!"

Anyone wish they could channel on their girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse/husband/engagee/X/you get what I mean? (good places for balefire at times)

Do you think... if you were rand... to hold Saidin while he would dance in the two-fold land with the sword-that-is-not-a-sword... I'm sure that Rand would want to experience maximal sensations while dancing spears in the two fold land. Should ask Elayne or Min.

BELA IS NEIGH-BLIS.

THE DMGEIST HAS BETRAYED ME IN HIS PRIDE.