When Dragonmount and Sandersons page are 75% of your browser bookmarks

Your morning ritual is waking up, and then checking if aMoL is any closer to being done

You spent 520 hours listening to the audiobooks in one month

Your desktop wallpaper is the cover art to one of the books

You feel you know the characters better than your real friends

You spend 7 minutes of your life writing a Dragonmount forum post on an iPad in a Starbucks.

If Taim is a Darkfriend, which he almost certainly is, is he using a form of compulsion to gain his 'faction'? I find it hard to believe that multiple hundrends of Darkfriend channelers would randomly appear.