I ban reyler because the sun set in the east.

    Learn how to live Billy Squire

    I ban reyler for yodeling. Need I say more?

    *sighs* Remember the part about being illiterate? First what is a pixel? Second how do I host? I could invite someone over to my house and be a host, but I don't think that will do much good because I don't have a computer at my house. What is a link? and I've only made it onto my profile page by accident once when I clicked on my name by mistake.

    Since I am a glutton for punishment and thank God this is a pg-13 site, again I ask What do you think I should put on for my avatar and if it's good enough I'll ask my 13 year old son to come over and do what you told me to do.

    Learning to fly- Pink Floyd

    Makes no difference It's still not fair! Just don't tell my wife. My ban still stands!

    Considering the little I know, if I'm not illiterate I'm the next thing to it. *wincing as he says this* any suggestions on a new avatar-whatsit?

    If you want something funny, in my opinion, its right after that (or during depending on when you start to like it) when Mat meets Tuon and everything that happens since then.

    MY WAY!! Frank Sinatra ;D

    The only things that I know how to do on a computer is turn it on, play music, annoy you, and check e-mail.

    I am computer illiterate and proud of it!! :D

I ban Bad Company for not sharing Alys!! NOT FAIR! >:(

    I ban Ireond for not going on ebay and selling his 'ancient' artifact for a billion, zillion dollars or euros or whatever you are using these days.

    No offense, but what the hell is an avatar? Remember I'm old as the hills and twice as dusty!

    Just for reyler's knowledge, before the wheel was invented, when I was in school we learned to type on a "typewriter". It is an actual invention similar to a telephone with a rotary dial. If you go talk to the old man in your village that sits on the bench and has conversations with the fire plug, he may be able to remember those inventions.

    I ban Bad Company for knowing what cyber rooms are and not informing me.

    Who ever said concerts cost money.... or do you mean getting in legally? ;D

    Yes, I have always paid to go to concerts.

    I ban reyler for being able to type at 60 words per minute.

  Thanks for showing us up!!

    Quote from reyler I ban Bonzo for having a goofy name! Nyah!

    reyler come on! You couldn't do better than that? Maybe your sick! Take two yagermeisters and call me in the morning.

      I ban reyler for singing the lumberjack song in the middle of the Sahara Desert!

    All right. Name your favorite 3 concerts you've attended.

    Bon Jovi (Cinderella opened) Great White, and the best of all PAGE and PLANT!! No questions asked!

    Interesting. You've probably heard of people making lists that if they met someone famous that they would do them if they could. My list is people that I would kill if I ever met them. First on the list is Bobby McFerrin. I will kill, plead guilty and do my time just knowing the world is a better place without him. Second is Mariah Carey for completely ruining one of my favorite songs out of the 70's. I think its called 'Without You'.

    Hey at least I wasn't the piss boy (Mel Brooks' History of the World pt. 1)

    I ban Reyler for eating curds and whey along with the spider.

    *shuts the door and again takes his place by the couch* Well, reyler, it seems you have been slipping again on your not being able to say Bad Company. Is this some childhood sickness you had or did your mom not let you play with power ranger action figures when you were little.

I ban reyler for making me attempt to psycoanalyze her again.

    Just curious Rey name 5 of your favorite bands and 5 of your worst. Because I was around when the wheel was invented, I probably don't know half of what you like. My favorites are Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Styx, Def Leppard, any country singer before the 80's. My worst is any rap or hip hop artist known to man, the idiot who sang 'Don't worry be Happy', Boy George, Michael Jackson, and the violent femmes.

    I ban reyler for being the sweetie pie that we all know and love. Never change reyler, you are the best!!

    Agreed on the Van Halen part. I always called the band after Van Hagar. It just wasn't the same.  But, do yourself a favor and read Ender's Shadow. If you liked the other, at least give it a try. I would be curious to know if you like it or not.

    I ban reyler for not being able to get names correct.

  *sighs* "Okay, let's try this one more time, reyler, 'Bad Company'. Ok, say it with me, 'Bad Company'. No, you don't need to throw the chair. Calm down and we'll try it again. 'Bad Company' Good, here's a lollipop and we'll continue this session in one weeks time."