The pollen count today is over 9000. I think I'm going to die.

I got my GACE scores finally. I can now be certified to teach special ed.

Waiting for my GACE scores to be uploaded. I hate waiting.

Some days my job involves making a zombie proof blanket fort. That makes up for the other days.

It's taken me all weekend, but I'm finally caught up on about 90% of my JordanCon related email. Holy crap guys.

I drove myself to the Gwinett Center and pumped my own gas for the first time today. Both were vastly overrated experiences.

Billy Crystal's botoxed forehead terrifies and confuses me.

I can't watch The Big Bang Theory. Its too much like being at work.

I have been sick for three days now. Can I be better now?

These are the most lackluster SuperBowl commercials I've ever seen.

Going to Chattacon, BRB

Apparently, "free write day" means "write pages and pages of Minecraft fanfiction".

I think the squirrel has beaten himself unconscious...

I think Makers Mark ice cream may be the best thing I've ever made.

If you are thinking about joining us for the Atlanta Warrior Dash (May 19th) and would like to be added to our Facebook group for planning purposes, say the word. There's about a dozen or so of us already coordinating cheap food and lodgings at the race. You don't have to be a warrior to participate. Personally, I stand as far back from the mud as I can and hold everyone's wallet and phone.

Why does Baen make it so hard for me to buy books for my iPad? I don't want to "create a Webscription account and then download the zip file to iTunes". I want to touch an icon and have a book magically appear in my hands.

Tangerine pound cake just out f the oven, blind baking my quiche crust. Almost ready for brunch tomorrow.

Australian friends! Is it insanely difficult to travel within Australia? Are flights between cities ridiculously expensive and the highways completely over run by post-apocalyptic biker gangs? I ask because any time I post anything about Brandon Sanderson's trip to Australia in April, I get a bunch of messages complaining that he's not going to a particular city. Like it's not enough for him to take a 14 hour flight across an ocean in the first place, he needs to take that extra hour or two t...

To top things off, I think I'm coming down with a cold now. At least I get to enjoy it at home.

Oh sure, Atlanta gets a white Christmas the year I'm in Texas for the holidays. If this closes Hartsfield-Jackson on Sunday, I swear I'll just cry.

You and I wake up in jail together. Using only 4 words what do you say tome? NOTE: If you comment you must copy & paste this in your statusso I can comment on yours. Play along!

I am back in Atlanta just for today. Jimmy has an accounting class tonight. Anyone want to get dinner with me?

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. James Liang and I are still in Texas this weekend attending to family business. You will have to celebrate this weekend without me.

"what do you mean, there's kinds of Asian?"

My husband just rode an assault rifle like a pony.