Ok, maybe not quite one-liners, but I'm not sure what to call them? This week I'm bringing you my top five short-and-sweet (PG-13) jokes, in no particular order.
Who’s up for Spring Break in the Three-Fold Land?
I hear the Dragon Reborn just installed a pool
csi-middle-earth: Nynaeve and Elayne walk into a bar. The entire city burns to the ground days later.
"She had a hundred problems in this castle alone."
99 problems, but the Dragon ain’t one.
What’s an Aes Sedai’s favorite movie?
"How To Train Your Dragon"
That's it for today, folks! The Light illumine you!