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[Game Over] Cliche Mafia - The Death of Meta - Sooh Wins!

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Mafia. A game and yet sometime so much more than that. Tears can be cried, laptops slammed shut and people can stay up till silly o'clock because someone posted something on the internet. Were the moments of hilarity, genius, headdesking and facepalming truly worth it?


Help was at hand though. The Mafia Voluntary Protection Service (MVPS) offered Mafia players a way out ... with a new identity. Skillfully created, these new identities would ensure that no-one would ever know a certain person was actually a Mafia Player. Their secret identity became their only identity.


Once accepted into the MVPS, the Mafia Players were granted amnesty from responsibility for past META, in exchange for the promise to never again resume playing the Game. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.














But sometimes the Game won't let you leave.



Player List


1. Sooh - Serial Killer - The Stroppy Huffer (Swears they are DONE and will never play here again)& The Instant Un-voter when people Claim - WINS!


2. RTE - Mafia Blocker - The Code Fail-er & The Never Reads the OP or the Rules-er - Killed Night 2


3. Panchi - The I'm Not Here Explainer - will always post an awesome summary tomorrow. Tomorrow ... it's always a day away & The Hit and Run Voter Cory from Day 5 - The compulsive poster & The Drunk Posting Bad Speller - Killed Night 6


4. BFG - Vanilla Town - Sigmund Freud - Sees anything and everything as scumslip & The Terrier (Latches on and refuses to let go)Killed Night 5


5. Tina - Vanilla Town - The Buddy-er & The Total Spammer - only posts gifs and memes and daft stuff - Lynched Day 4


6. Tress - Town Doctor - The Shamanic Scumhunter (scumhunts in altered states of consciousness) - 6th sense for scum. May or may not use alcohol or recreational drugs to "aid" scumhunting & The Thesaurian (lots and lots of big words) - Killed Night 2


7. Shadar - Mafia Goon - The Stroppy Huffer (Swears they are DONE and will never play here again)& The Poo Flinger (everything is a Mafia Tell)- Lynched Day 6


8. Yates - Town Jailkeeper - The Rotating Random & The Outrageous Fake Claimer - Killed Night 4.


9. Dice - Mafia goon - The Compulsive Rolefisher - Doesn't know when to shut up about who he thinks could be the town power roles & The Hammurabic OMGUS Voter - Always tunnels anyone who votes him/her.Lynched Day 5


10. Darthe - Vanilla Town - The Total Spammer - only posts gifs and memes and daft stuff & The Devil's Advocate - Always shoots down arguments he deems unworthy regardless of his own opinion on the matter - Killed Night 3


11. Turin - Vanilla Town - The Post Count/Activity Announcer & The Smiley + 1-Liner - Lynched Day 3


12. Leyrann - The Paranoid One (Everyone is out to get them)& The Unexplained Voter - Killed at Game End


13. Pralaya - Town Cop - The Obscure Role Accusation Monger - Generally accuses several people of being some obscure anti-town role by D2 &The Sole Arbiter of Optimal Play - There is only one correct strategy for any situation and that is the one the Sole Arbiter uses. Anyone who disagrees is a noob or a moron - Killed Night 1


14. Verbal - Vanilla Town - The Follower (Never makes their own case - always follows another's) & The Outrageous Fake Claimer - Killed Night 1


15. Hallia - Mafia Godfather - The Flip-Flopping Voter & The al dente FoS thrower, Throws FoSes against the wall until one sticks (some people cook pasta like this) - Lynched Day 2


16. Cass - Vanilla Town - Captain Obtuse - Always unwilling or unable to accept obvious conclusions & The Theoretical Convolutionist - Makes overly complicated theories about setup, night actions, and player interaction - Lynch Day 1



End of Day 1: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-day-1/?p=3431957


End of Night 1: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-night-1/?p=3432428


End of Day 2: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-day-2/page-50?do=findComment&comment=3433999


End of Night 2: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-night-2/page-61?do=findComment&comment=3434902


End of Day 3: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-day-3/?p=3434962


End of Night 3: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-night-3/?p=3435509


End of Day 4: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-night-4/?p=3437345


End of Night 4: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-night-4/?p=3438650


End of Day 5: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-night-5/page-92?do=findComment&comment=3442395


End of Night 5: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-night-5/page-92?do=findComment&comment=3442395


End of Day 6: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-day-6/?p=3442781


End of Night 6: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-night-6/?p=3442791


Game End: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/92894-game-thread-cliche-mafia-the-death-of-meta-day-7/?p=3442791

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Ithi's Rules - Old School Style


•This is a BASIC GAME and contains BASIC ROLES


•You may not quote any part of any private communication I have with you. This includes PM’s, QT boards, or IM convos.


•You may not edit your posts.


•This is a hammer game. When the hammer vote is cast, we stop counting votes and unvotes. Period.


•Votes and unvotes need to be bolded and red. You don't need to unvote to change your vote.


•Please send all day/night actions to me via your Role PM.


•If no majority is reached by the deadline, I will modkill a random player and no coroner info will be given.


•No talking (about the game <.<) off thread unless you have been given a QT board. Period. (fullstop if you're not American)


•Day 1 will be a maximum of 1 week long. After that Days will be no more than 72 hours long and nights will be no more than 48 hours. Adjustments will be made for weekends.


•After death, you get one "Bah!" post that may not contain any game-related information.


•Self voting is allowed. You can vote No Lynch if you really want to.


•I dont mind chatting ... some of you may already be aware of this. Feel free to ask questions and stuff, either in the game or via PM if you prefer - I'd rather you just asked than flounder about.


•I'm in the UK, currently on GMT. Don't expect me to be awake ALL the time America. Turin has said he'll try and do unofficial vote counts while I sleep. I have to work too :(


•Stay reasonably active ... don't make me get cross with you. It's not a gameshow or a competition - so I don't need you to spam ridiculously. You just need to make at least 2 proper game type posts per Game Day. Playing Quiet or Playing Loud are bother perfectly valid styles and I'm not going to call you out on either. If you have a genuine reason for proper inactivity please let me know.


•You can claim whatever and whenever you like


•Play nice. Don't make me come back there.

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People who have selected their Cliches may mingle and post now. Please be aware - no Roles or Alignments have been handed out yet. Edited by Ithillian

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I can always be trusted.


Hello Mingler Number One :wub:



We're over half way there on people selecting their Cliches, btw. Timezones and stuff. I didn't want you all to get bored waiting though.

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Hello! *mingles*

Just wanted to put a bookmark on this thread for when the real madness awesomeness starts.

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Hello host :smile:


I didn't know it was possible to not like bacon, learn something new every day. Although bacon and hash brown sandwiches are clearly the best :happy:

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Well you know, it's just not that awesome to me.


Like mmmmmmmmbacon and stuff. Nope - I prefer a proper sausage.


I think it's the salt.

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Well you know, it's just not that awesome to me.


Like mmmmmmmmbacon and stuff. Nope - I prefer a proper sausage.


I think it's the salt.

Red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce at all?

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