[Blue&Yellow Ajah Harry Potter Week] Picture Caption

[ReleaseTheEvil]

 

Hello everyone, and welcome to the Blue & Yellow Ajah Harry Potter Week!

 

In this thread I will be running the picture caption game! It's simple: I put up a picture and you try to give it a funny or clever caption.

 

The game will start in the next thread. If you've arrived late, please feel free to caption all or any pictures posted on the thread, even if they are not the latest one.  

 

Most of all, enjoy and have fun! And do keep it PG-13 as well  

 

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Picture #1

 

[Red2111]

Hermione: So as you can see in this article here, Broomsticks Weekly suggests that the perfect practice for quidditch is with eggs.

 

Harry: Yeah mate, we totally used to do this when Oliver was captain.

 

Ginny: Yeah i think mum read an article about it in witch weekly

 

Ron: Okay ...  but with raw eggs mate?

 

Hermione: yeah with raw eggs.  are you doubting my research

 

Ron: Well .. okay then.

 

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Ha ha nice one Red. Ok, while we wait for others to show up...

 

Picture #2

 

[Daruya]

Photo 1: 

 

Ron: Did you know this is the same helmet that the Chudley Cannon's Keeper wore?

 

Hermione: You mean it's the same brand?

 

Ron:  No, it's the same helmet.  If I take it off, I can show you his sweat inside and he even autographed it for me!

 

Hermione:  *grimaces in distate*

 

Harry: That's disgusting, mate!  Look, I'll buy you a new helmet and you can keep that one as a souvenir.

 

Hermione (muttering): Yeah, in the trash bin, hopefully!

 

 

Photo 2:

 

Voldy:  And then you pluck out their eyeballs and eat them. You don't even need to salt them first because they are already sufficiently salty.

 

Dumbledore: Fascinating, Tom . . . And you say that will improve my vision and I won't need my spectacles anymore?  I don't know . . . it just seems like pure superstition to me.  No, I don't think it will work and that you are just tweaking my nose.

[Red2111]

Voldemort: so Podmore says "Got your nose" to me in a joking manner, thinking he was funny and original.  Jokes on him though, because now i have his nose.

 

Dumbledore:  o_o

[Elgee]

Ha ha nice one Red. Ok, while we wait for others to show up...

 

Picture #2

 

 

 

Slytherins: They taste so good cos they eat so good.

[michellem]

Ha ha nice one Red. Ok, while we wait for others to show up...

 

Picture #2

 

 

Dumbledore: On wednesdays, we wear pink.

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Pic 1:

 

Ron - These eggs taste way better going down than coming up.

 

Hermione - Ronald, you're disgusting!

 

Harry: *snicker*

 

Pic 2:

 

Voldy:  You're right, Albus.  Basilisk really does taste like chicken...

[Crimson_Ayla]

Picture 2

 

Dumbledore: ...you're going to do what with your nose?

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Because I'm worried about my internet access this weekend...

 

Picture #3

 

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Picture #4

 

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Picture #5

 

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Picture #6

 

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Picture #7

 

[Red2111]

 

Picture #6

 

 

 

Voldy:  this, right here ladies and gentlement,  this is why we cant have nice things

 

 

 

 

Picture #6

 

 

 

 

Voldy: you see what i have in my hand Lucius.

 

Malfoy: um theres nothing there?

 

Voldy: actually there is something there.  my expectations for you actually fulfilling an order i give you.  see i have such low expectations for you, that they appear to be non-existant. 

 

Malfoy: but ... my lord

 

Voldy:  look at it this way, any success you have, no matter how small, will be a pleasant surprise to me

[Red2111]

Because I'm worried about my internet access this weekend...

 

Picture #3

 

 

 

Snape: yes your hair does feel as soft as i thought it would, boys.  Do you use herbal essence or old spice ....

 

Harry: maybe its Maybaline

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Picture 3 -

 

Snape:  You make for terrible bongos.

 

Picture 4- 

 

Hermione: This candy tastes awful!

 

Ron:  Oh uh, I think it was a specialty bag of ear wax jelly beans.  I thought they were lemonade!

 

Picture 5-

 

Harry:  I shouldn't have eaten all that Mexican food *stomach rumbles*

 

Ron:  We still have two hours to Hogwarts!

 

Picture 6-

 

Voldy:  Look at my lifeline, Lucius, LOOK AT IT!  I'm not going to die, that psychic said so!  *sticks out tongue*

 

Lucius:  Uh....

 

Picture 7 -

 

Teacher (offscreen):  You have been chosen for the Synchronized Sweeping team of Hogwarts!  Ready your brooms; I've got dustpans for you over here.

 

Hermione (rather haughtily toward Harry and Ron):  I've already prepared a routine.  It's probably too difficult for the likes of you.  

[Crimson_Ayla]

1. Ron: There's just one teency problem with owls delivering your post at breakfast.

 

Hermione: Oh, what's that?

 

Ron: ...that wasn't sauce on my eggs.

 

Everybody else: ...

 

 

3. Harry: Sir, can we please move on to page three hundred and ninety five now?

 

Ron: Yeah, how long do we have to spend on this bit anyway?

 

 

Snape: *pulls up cuffs*

 

Always.

 

 

6. Voldy: Your nose, Lucius. I require your nose.

 

 

7. Hermione: SIT! Who's a good broomstick!

[Elgee]

Because I'm worried about my internet access this weekend...

 

Picture #3

 

 

Snape: What do you mean "they don't twist off", Dumbledore?

 

 

Picture #4

 

 

 

Hermoine: Don't argue with me, I have it all planned out. In 3 years time I'll be Head Girl and we'll be dating.

Ron: ... bloody hell.

 

 

Picture #5

 

 

 

Harry: Maybe we shouldn't have snuck out to watch Twilight at the drive-in.

Ron: Are you SURE that was Cedric? Bloody hell. He twinkles.

 

 

Picture #6

 

 

 

Voldywoldykins: Do you call THAT a manicure?? Well, DO YOU??

[Daruya]

Ayla stole my Voldy one!  LOL! 

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Ha ha ha amazing submissions everyone!  

[Crimson_Ayla]

Oh noes I'm sorry Dar! You know great minds think alike though

 

If we're allowed multiple captions I was also thinking...

 

 

Voldy: Lucius, may I have this dance?

[Daruya]

Once RTE determines and announces the winner, this amazing siggy will be available for the winner to wear!

 

[ReleaseTheEvil]

And that winner is Red!

 

Big thank you to everyone for participating. They were all great and I enjoyed them all! I hope you did too! 

 

Red here is your winner's siggy!