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Dear Narg,

 

I see that you are straight but I would suggest taking a look at this guy anyway. I think you would be a perfect match.

 

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C3PO is very shiny. He speaks many language so there would be no language confusion. I don´t think you would be tempted to eat him and he can´t run very fast. If you get tired of him you can just shut him off. 

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Narg should date this person here:

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She's known by many names: Yolanda, Saffron, Bridget, "Yosaffbridge."
She has a knowledge of poetry,

can cook like a dream.
And is evil to her core.

Plus, she has some meat on her bones, so excellent meal for Narg if it goes bad.

Warning: she may want to change Narg, make Narg shave or steal Narg's cookpot.

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Narg should date this person here:

 

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She's known by many names: Yolanda, Saffron, Bridget, "Yosaffbridge."

She has a knowledge of poetry,

can cook like a dream.

And is evil to her core.

 

Plus, she has some meat on her bones, so excellent meal for Narg if it goes bad.

Warning: she may want to change Narg, make Narg shave or steal Narg's cookpot.

 

Narg smart, Narg no get involved with woman who has many husband. Husband just make meal then lady mad. Narg no like lady when yell.

 

Hey Narg, date this:Myrddraal_by_BloodRedFullMoon.jpg

Narg want date who no control Narg. Narg smart, Narg free trolloc.

 

I have a new suggestion. 

 

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This is a tough woman. As you can see, she is used to extreme nature/climate, so she will surely manage to live in the Blight. You like pets, right? 

Narg like pets. Narg say yes yellow fur woman.

 

Narg smart and still want more choice.

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I have a new suggestion. 

 

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This is a tough woman. As you can see, she is used to extreme nature/climate, so she will surely manage to live in the Blight. You like pets, right? 

I don't know all the others, but I think you should choose this one, Narg. 

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  • 2 weeks later...

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She's delightfully evil, she regenerates, and she will encourage all of your evil endeavours

 

Narg think beautiful. But also regenerate not good. 

 

Pick a Duggar. Any Duggar. Narg get cameo and many sister wives.

 

Many wifes too much screaming. But good to have reserve. 

 

Narg, How bout fluttershy? 

 

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Narg tired of getting horse dates. 

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Narg happy with suggestions. Narg smart. Narg make decision. 

 

Narg pick girl with fur. Tina knows Narg well. Narg gives 20 points and promise Narg won´t eat her. 

 

Rey make good suggestion. Rey get 15 points in Narg´s cookpot.

 

Moon can have 10 points in Narg´s cookpot. 

 

Ice, Eli and Cindy can have 5 points. 

 

Now jump down in cookpot and get points. 

 

 

 

Narg now prepares for date. Narg hopes fur girl like Narg. 

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