BlueCon 2013: Owl Post

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Lanfear,

 

I am Nae'blis...that is all.

 

Moridin

[Daruya]

Moridin,

 

I have reviewed your resume and letter of interest.  Unfortunately, I cannot find a place for you in my organization at the moment.  You are too ineffectual for my needs and cannot offer enough to my plan to dominate Middle Earth.  Good luck in your job search.

 

Sincerely,

Sauron

[tonnalea]

Dear Sauron,

 

I found a bottle of Clear Eyes on a Hobbit that I just finished wrapping. Hope it helps.

 

-Shelob

[Daruya]

Dear Shelob,

 

Your days are numbered.

 

Samwise Gamgee

[tonnalea]

Dear Fatsy Hobbit,

 

You...you RUINS it! Stay away from my...my precccioussssss

 

 

**coughGollumGollum** Smeagol 

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Gollum,

 

Yeah, if you could choose the good guys or the bad guys, that'd be great...oh and if you could make sure to use the correct cover sheet for the TPS reports, that'd be great. I'll make sure you get a copy of that memo.

 

Bill Lumburgh

[Theodora]

Lumburgh,

 

You have no idea how to run an organisation and administration propperly. Get off this boat, you, micromanager.

 

 

Siuan Sanche,

 

Aes Sedai of the Blue Ajah

[Kaylee]

Siuan Sanche,

 

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

 

 

Inara (Firefly)