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BlueCon 2013: Owl Post


Kaylee

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Dear Barbie Princess of Swan Lake,

 

My apprentice is currently busy destroying the Jedi one by one. Please do not distract him by commenting on his complexion. He may be sensitive.

 

Once more, the Sith will rule the Galaxy and we will have peace

 

Darth Sidious

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Stupid mortal girl, who looks like a boy,

 

What do you know about deception and cunning? If you do, you may apply in Shayol Ghul.

 

Mwaha-ha-ha.

 

On your knees in front of the True Dark Master!

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What's that comma doing among my Saa?

 

Moridin,

 

Nae'blis

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I think it was to Arya, she just forgot to put that at the beginning  :smile:

 

Dear Moridin, 

 

Can you wear some sunglasses or something? Your saa are making me and my pets nauseous.

 

Yours with much respect my Nae'blis

 

Graendal

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Dear Graendal,

 

It has come to my attention that you embrace the Dark Side.  The Jedi Order has dispatched me to dispatch you should you fail to see the error of your ways and renounce this Dark Side (Dark One) that you serve..

 

Sincerely,

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master

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Dear Dr. Watson,

 

Can you play a flute and juggle?  I once picked up a couple Andoran sheepherders as apprentices and I never could teach the one the juggle nor the other to play the flute worth a fig.

 

Sincerely,

Thom Merrillin

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Mat,

 

You know about women.  Can you help me think of what to say to Elayne?  No, wait . . . to Aviendha?

 

Burn it all, man, just help me figure out what to say!

 

Rand

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