BlueCon 2013: Star Wars Episode VII Citizen Filibuster!!!

[GoldeneyesND]

In anticipation of the relaunch of a new trilogy and in honor of one of the greatest improv rants on tv ever. I present to you the Citizen Filibuster!

 

The Blues' leadership has proposed a resolution that all future posts in the Blues forum must be typed in Yoda speak. If we take the floor in this discussion and refuse to yield our time before they can vote, we can thwart this evil proposal.

 

Inspiration for this filibuster is taken from Patton Oswalt's Parks and Rec improv wherein he details HIS plan for Episode VII of the new Star Wars Trilogy (link below). I will start this thread off with the intro to his speech.

 

http://youtu.be/5BBhNkywMJY

 

Rules:

1-You MUST pick up where the poster immediately before you left off. 

2-You MAY submit multiple posts in a row

3-Your ideas may be random, but cannot derail or discourage continuing the conversation e.g.-"everyone dies, lol"

 

 

 

 

Article 7, Section 3 allows for a citizen filibuster. If I stand here and refuse to yield my time, you are prohibited from voting on the bill. Let the filibustering begin.

As many of you have noted that use the Internet, it has been announced that Disney has required the rights to the Star Wars franchise, and in the summer of 2015, we will see the release of Star Wars: Episode VII. Herewith is my proposal for the plot of that movie.

[WolfbrotherKronos]

The empire will arise again...this time there will be...guess what...another Death Star.

 

There will also be two chewbaccas...not two wookies, but two chewbaccas.

[Aidanna]

There will also be more Ewoks. 

 

Lots and lots of Ewoks. 

[Basel Gill]

And Thrawn will be the primary villain.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

thrawns a... villain?.

 

nah.

 

misunderstood.

 

cool guy.

 

I like him.

[Aidanna]

LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER

[Aidanna]

Stop the Blues, we must...

[GoldeneyesND]

Ok I'm going to reboot this thread as it has suffered from a lack of structure that is my fault. You can build off of this:

 

 

I’ll begin with standard title sequence and John Williams’ fanfare, followed by a scroll to be written. I would like to mention that Brian De Palma wrote the original opening scroll for Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. I think it would be nice nod to the franchise if he were to write this opening scroll, then, pan down from the twin suns of Tatooine. We are now close on the mouth of the Sarlacc Pit. After a beat, the gloved Mandalorian armour gauntlet of Boba Fett grabs onto the sand outside the Sarlacc pit, and the feared bounty hunter pulls himself from the maw of the sandblast. And we realize that he survived his fall during the battle at Jabba’s palace ship.