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You're just using this as an excuse to get 5 free points right?

 

Also, once al'Thor passes by all your points are gone.

 

 

Well that wouldn't hurt but I don't want to forget to give out my points either.

 

What do you mean by Al'Thor?

 

 

The Dragon al'Thor. His posts make you want to give all your points to him and nothing is left for others.

 

 

Well, he might be funny, but I could compensate with funny AND cuteness:

 

 

 

 

We'll see what your puny Al'Thor can muster... :baalzamon:

 

 

So much pressure to be funny....

Uh- uh- uh-

*stares into lights*

Is it getting hot in here? Uh- uh, oh I know this one time BARFGASJNHDNS

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Sorry guys to much pressure. I am feeling better now.

 

NOW, Let me show you how we do it in the Two Rivers!

 

 

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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!

 

 

All Aiel are afraid of rivers.

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Not all Aiel are great warriors...

 

Just because you can do something, does not mean you should.

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How you would even find out about this latent ability I do not know.

 

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE

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FIRE BEGONE! 

 

Alas, more science

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STEADY, STEADY...

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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!

 

The Wheels of...

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oh never mind.

 

What ever floats your boat

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Or uh, sinks your crane?

 

How about a break?

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Lay down a bit, you look tired.

 

Cheese! 

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Tiger didn't even blink, you can tell he is excellent at getting his pictures taken. 

 

Alright, now for the BT theme song...

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*clears throat*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

The Black Tower... 

If there's somethin' strange in your kingdom

Who ya gonna call (the Black Tower)

If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good

Who ya gonna call (the Black Tower)

 

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

If you're seein' things runnin' thru your head

Who can you call (the Black Tower)

An' invisible man sleepin' in your head

Oh who ya gonna call (the Black Tower)

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

Who ya gonna call (the Black Tower)

If you've got the taint don’t you stall

An call (the Black Tower)

 

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

Who you gonna call (the Black Tower)

Mm... if you've had a dose

Of a freaky tainted brownie

You better call the Black Tower

Weavin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

 

Don't get caught alone oh no... the Black Tower

When Dark One comes through your door

Unless you've just got some pledge

I think you better call the Black Tower

Ooh... who you gonna call (the Black Tower)

Who you gonna call (the Black Tower)

Ah, I think you better call (the Black Tower)

 

I can't hear you... (the Black Tower)

Who you gonna call (the Black Tower)

Louder the Black Tower

Who you gonna call (the Black Tower)

Who you can call the Black Tower... 

 

Alas, I have posted this one before, but it was a favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0

 

I wanna be the very best

 

Like no one ever was

 

To weave them is my real test

 

To Taint em is my cause

 

 

 

I will travel across the land

 

Searching far and wide

 

Each weave to understand

 

The power that it hide

 

 

 

Dragon Reborn, its you and me

 

I know it's our destiny

 

Dragon Reborn, oh, you're my best friend!

 

In a world we must defend

 

Dragon Reborn, a heart so true

 

Our courage will pull us through

 

 

 

You teach me and I'll teach you

 

DRAGON REBORN, Gotta weave 'em all

 

 

 

Every trolloc along the way

 

With courage we will face

 

I will channel every day

 

To claim my rightful place

 

 

 

Come with me, the time is right

 

There's no better team

 

Weave in weave we'll win the last battle

 

It's always been our dream

 

 

 

 

And now for a joke. This joke requires a mirror. Everyone go get a mirror, and look into it.

 

Get it?

 

I don't. 

 

 

And now for poetry...

 

Why is there a hole in my boot?

I did not ask for the hole in my boot.

Surly I was not given this hole in my boot.

Why is there a hole in my boot?

Oh that's where my foot goes.

 

 

I know guys, I know. Really deep stuff

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Well, that should about do it for this post...

 

 

 

 

My expectations for my post...2013-the-future-starts-now-water-jetpackin reality.

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Bahahahahaha, That was pretty impressive.

 

I'm a bit worried the lovely Theodora has a drinking problem.

 

Al'Thor, you on the other hand have a lot of problems.

 

Love it, points coming to you both. Now just need to get this to 50 posts.

 

To reward you both I may contribute with some of my own funnies in here. 

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Alright, now for the BT theme song...

ghostbusters-awesome-12.jpg

*clears throat*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

The Black Tower... 

If there's somethin' strange in your kingdom

Who ya gonna call (the Black Tower)

If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good

Who ya gonna call (the Black Tower)

 

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

If you're seein' things runnin' thru your head

Who can you call (the Black Tower)

An' invisible man sleepin' in your head

Oh who ya gonna call (the Black Tower)

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

Who ya gonna call (the Black Tower)

If you've got the taint don’t you stall

An call (the Black Tower)

 

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

Who you gonna call (the Black Tower)

Mm... if you've had a dose

Of a freaky tainted brownie

You better call the Black Tower

Weavin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid a no Myrddraals

 

Don't get caught alone oh no... the Black Tower

When Dark One comes through your door

Unless you've just got some pledge

I think you better call the Black Tower

Ooh... who you gonna call (the Black Tower)

Who you gonna call (the Black Tower)

Ah, I think you better call (the Black Tower)

 

I can't hear you... (the Black Tower)

Who you gonna call (the Black Tower)

Louder the Black Tower

Who you gonna call (the Black Tower)

Who you can call the Black Tower... 

 

Alas, I have posted this one before, but it was a favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0

 

I wanna be the very best

 

Like no one ever was

 

To weave them is my real test

 

To Taint em is my cause

 

 

 

I will travel across the land

 

Searching far and wide

 

Each weave to understand

 

The power that it hide

 

 

 

Dragon Reborn, its you and me

 

I know it's our destiny

 

Dragon Reborn, oh, you're my best friend!

 

In a world we must defend

 

Dragon Reborn, a heart so true

 

Our courage will pull us through

 

 

 

You teach me and I'll teach you

 

DRAGON REBORN, Gotta weave 'em all

 

 

 

Every trolloc along the way

 

With courage we will face

 

I will channel every day

 

To claim my rightful place

 

 

 

Come with me, the time is right

 

There's no better team

 

Weave in weave we'll win the last battle

 

It's always been our dream

 

 

 

Wow...  I'll add one post to this thread and also give Al'Thor ten points for these two songs...

 

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Bahahaha. Have not seen a turtle jump. That is accurate. Thanks Nikon, I do think he deserves it :wink:

 

That drunk animals video was so good ha ha ha. Did not expect the hangovers either. Very well done :tongue: Good choices thus far everyone! Getting to that point where I wish I had more points to distribute. Thanks Nikon :smile:

 

Getting close to 50 as well!

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D'awwww.

 

Well I intend to probably boost this to 100 myself at some point after we hit 50. And beyond maybe!

 

The internet has oh so many gifs!

 

In that case continue to look pretty since you're already doing a good job of it. The new avi is really nice :smile:

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OH! Want a funny story involving turtles? 

 

My ex and I were at EPCOT with my doggie and he had to go out for a walk. So we took him down by this wooded area and there was a small pond with turtles. My wonderpup saw the turtles and decided to go chase them, what he didn't realize was that in chasing the turtles he took the leash and knocked out my ex's legs from under him. So I see my dog go running in one direction and my ex fly up in the air and land on his butt. Through fits of laughter and to the point of tears, I make my way over to my ex to see if he was alright. He was, luckily. It gets better though. A cop was parked in his car and was laughing through the whole thing too. 

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