The Tainted Days of the Black Tower Mad Lib Game

[ed2funy]

Dammit, Tina.

[Niniel]

He, he. Just change your to 8.

 

9.reading

[ed2funy]

I did.

 

10. Waddle

[csarmi]

11. The whole night

[ed2funy]

12. As long as the sun rises in the East.

[Niniel]

13. whispering

[ed2funy]

15. Place

16. Proper Noun

17. Verb

18. Noun

19. Noun

Boot

[csarmi]

16. Proper Noun

17. Verb

18. Noun

19. Noun

The Pit

[ed2funy]

16. Mister Ed (I have my teacup and everything, hehehehe)

[csarmi]

How's that a verb?

[csarmi]

18. Hope

[ed2funy]

Sorry. I meant to put 16...

[Theodora]

19. Duck

 

*rubs hands impatiently*

[Mashiara Sedai]

You all did amazing on this one!  *LOL* (Except that you skipped #17, so I just picked the verb that Ed used in that in between post.)

 

New Spring, Chapter 3, "Practice"

 

Saidin bore the Dark One’s taint. Men still tried to channel from time to time. Some actually managed to bounce themselves, and survived learning without a Mashiara Sedai, no easy feat. Among women, only thirty-three in four survived trying to learn on their own. Some of those men caused angles, usually false Dragons, men who jumped to be the Grolm Happy, while others attempted to hide in bouncy lives, but unless they were reading and waddled to Tar Valon to be gentled— cut off from the Power forever—every one of them went mad. That could take the whole night, or just as long as the sun rises in the east, yet it was inevitable. Madmen who could whisper into the One Power that turned the Wheel of Time and drove the boot. The histories were full of the horrors men like that had done. And the Prophecies said that the Dragon Reborn would bring a new Breaking of the Pit. Would his victory be any better than a victory by the Mister Ed? Yes; yes, it must be. Even the Breaking had left people alive to put, eventually. The Dark One would leave only a charnel house. And in any case, hope did not turn aside for the wishes of Accepted. Not for the ducks of nations.

 

 

 

How it really goes:

 

Saidin bore the Dark One’s taint. Men still tried to channel from time to time. Some actually managed to teach themselves, and survived learning without a teacher, no easy feat. Among women, only one in four survived trying to learn on their own. Some of those men caused wars, usually false Dragons, men who claimed to be the Dragon Reborn, while others attempted to hide in ordinary lives, but unless they were caught and brought to Tar Valon to be gentled— cut off from the Power forever—every one of them went mad. That could take years, or just months, yet it was inevitable. Madmen who could tap into the One Power that turned the Wheel of Time and drove the universe. The histories were full of the horrors men like that had done. And the Prophecies said that the Dragon Reborn would bring a new Breaking of the World. Would his victory be any better than a victory by the Dark One? Yes; yes, it must be. Even the Breaking had left people alive to rebuild, eventually. The Dark One would leave only a charnel house. And in any case, prophecies did not turn aside for the wishes of Accepted. Not for the prayers of nations.

[Mashiara Sedai]

Okay, here's the next one.

 

1. Verb

2. Verb

3. Noun

4. Noun

5. Proper Noun

6. Noun

7. Adjective

8. Adjective

9. Noun

10. Verb

11. Verb

12. Body Part

13. Adjective

14. Adjective

15. Noun

16. Noun

17. Noun

18. Body Part

19. Noun

[ed2funy]

 

 

Hide

[Niniel]

lol That one was indeed tainty. 

 

2. scream

[Mashiara Sedai]

I especially liked this part:

 

and survived learning without a Mashiara Sedai, no easy feat.

 

How would everyone get along without me? :P

[ed2funy]

*ties Mashi's guide rope to the Shadow Quarters*

That's why we keep you around.

[ed2funy]

3. Rope

[Niniel]

4. Crown

[Panchi]

5. TinaHel

 

This one was really funny.

 

*cuts the rope in ed's hand and ties a rope to Light quarters instead*

[ReleaseTheEvil]

6. Pizza

[Niniel]

7. mad

[Panchi]

Shhh... Tina, it should be 7.

 

8. Mysterious