Backstreet Bargains

[BFG]

 

*Someone shifty looking appears at the back of a crowd.  She's silent for a while before opening the long brown trench coat revealing rows of watches.   She opens the other side before anyone realizes where the watches have come from to reveal...

 

EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT OR NEED TO PREVENT BREW SPILLAGE

 

What is it you're after good sirs,

 

Spilling drinks due to excessive toasting?

 

perhaps a cup to hold those drops in and I have a fine selection for you all...

 

 

 

for the noble men of the Band

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and a Wolfie special

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and not forgetting our lovely ladies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or for those extreme situations when nothing else will do?

 

 

 

Since you can't spill from an empty cup

 

*nods*

 

 

 

 

Something bigger you say, well I...

 

have just the thing.

 

 

 

a paddling pool - even if you spill anything you can just lap it back up

 

 

 

lap, nudge, nudge, do ya geddit

 

 

 

 

 

Not in your colour?  How about something in blue?

 

 

 

 

Simply adjust the controls, ignore the problems with timey winey spacey stuff and go back in your own time stream to before the brew was spilt and try again

 

 

 

and last but not least (since I don't need six after all)

 

 

 

 

Can't spill a drink in zero gravity.  Purchase your very own anti gravity machine here.

 

 

Edited September 25, 2013 by BFG

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Dibs on the TARDIS

Edited September 25, 2013 by WolfbrotherKronos

[BFG]

Something you need to change Kronos? 

 

An admittance of guilt perhaps?

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Nope - I'm guiltless - I just want a TARDIS

[BridMorgan]

No TARDIS for you! 

 

....ok, you can have the TARDIS

 

I'll take a sippy cup....Less conspicuous

[dicetosser1]

Confiscates everything!!!!

 

 

What do you think your'e doing???!!!  you'll put the redarms into retirement!!!

[BFG]

Dice definitely gets an empty glass.

 

party pooper

[dicetosser1]

points at his red arm band   I want to be able to USE this thing!

[BFG]

Thought BB was your RA?

[Direwolf Jon]

*steals the wolfie special from Dice*  I could use that thanks! Great work BFG!

 

Nope, Nica was the RA for the Cav.

[dicetosser1]

issues a rule

 

 

DJ is not allowed to spill brew and then claim he didn't cause he used his Wolfie cup.

 

 

gos and adds it to the bands rules

[Direwolf Jon]

Ah, so we're trying to make fake rules huh?  Hmmm....but I could issue a rule that says if Dice falsely tries to issue me a spotfine, that he must do the spotfine he tries to issue to me....I like that rule as RAL. *grins evilly*

[dicetosser1]

Sorry but that rule amendment is not passed DJ ...

[Direwolf Jon]

I wonder if I can spotfine you for pretending to be an RA...

[dicetosser1]

im not pretending  im subbing in and it was approved by some random RAL  

 

 

so there!  

[BridMorgan]

Which was then confirmed by some random UC.

[dicetosser1]

See???  So its Totally Randomly Official!

[Sherper]

Can I claim to be an RA too in that case?

[Direwolf Jon]

Not yet Sherper, you have to choose a regiment and if that regiment doesn't have an active one, then maybe...

 

Dice, at the time you tried that it wasn't yet confirmed, so doesn't work at  that time.

[dicetosser1]

tries again now he is confirmed

 

adds to Band Law

 

DJ is not allowed to spill brew and then claim he didn't cause he used his Wolfie cup.

[Direwolf Jon]

Somehow I just don't see the SS making that into a real law Dice, but it was a good try. lol

[dicetosser1]

i dunno DJ....they might if it means more spottys for you

[Direwolf Jon]

I've been spottied a few times in the last two months. If I do the crime, I do the time.

[dicetosser1]

oh im not saying you dont  just that giving you more could be something they like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 plus that way maybe i can slide by

[Direwolf Jon]

Well I do look for some ways to get spottied, although, if there were some other corrupt RA that I could wreak some havoc with it might make it a bit more fun to turn a blind eye...