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Elgee

Disorder in Court: Trial of the Admin formerly known as Kathana

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*Puts on serious hat for a minute*

I do sincerely want to say thank you though. A lot of the upper admins probably don't have a clue who I am, and if they do have a clue I'm just the one that Verbal put in charge of the Aiel (and to this day, none of us know what he was thinking).

 

C'mon, with a handle like "Aiel Heart" who else should have been in charge of the Aiel?  Duuuuhhhhhh.

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Your creep mode is always activated, Verb. Also I have this lovely was model of how my head would look if it was chopped off. You can have it Elgee, while I keep my real one.

 

A was model all of my own? Ooooh thank you thank you!

 

Also, I think someone needs to make King change his Avatar. I keep looking at that waving bunch of grapes and hearing "here, Reddie Reddie!" and then I have that knee-jerk reaction and ... it would just look so undignified!

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Because you running through the Tower half naked isn't undignified?

 

...Speaking of half naked... has anyone seen my pants...?

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Pardon me?? When did I ever run through the Tower half-naked???

 

I walk! Maybe stroll.

 

Also ... you actually HAVE pants? o_O

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Well, I HAD pants, until SOMEONE decided the shred them all..!

 

*looks pointedly at Elgee*

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I kinda want to see this trial continue.  If Kathana is convicted, can we dig up her corpse and attempt to hang it again? Halloween is just around the corner, it'd make a great decoration...

 

(Now, if only I can only remember where we buried her...it's been so long)

 

:D

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It HAS been so long. *coughs*

 

I'm talking about the lack of hanging since this "trial" started. I'm on my third bucket of popcorn and STILL the rope isn't used.

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I know who you are. Not as well as I'd like to, but I recognize your name. 

o.O She knows who I am!!! *Gasp* 

 

I should probably hide now, shouldn't ?

 

It HAS been so long. *coughs*

 

I'm talking about the lack of hanging since this "trial" started. I'm on my third bucket of popcorn and STILL the rope isn't used.

*Uses the rope to lasso the bucket of popcorn. Plops some in her mouth and strolls away*

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Wow, you guys can not and will not cut off the head of the Artist formerly known as Kathana. Sure most of you have been to the pudding mines. Sure you all have been made to serve her every whim. Sure you can accuse her of many crimes, but after all YOU kept coming back for more.

 

For all you old timers, me included, remember all of her silly stories that she used to write. How we all pined to be included in the next installment. How we all officially "made" it at DM when we were included, even though Kathana couldn't spell my name to save all the pudding in her mines.

 

Most importantly, killing her off will mean that she gets to haunt you for all eternity. Is that what you want? Her constant nagging in her teacher voice speaking to you day in and day out. You think Lews Therin roaming around in Rand's head was annoying, wait, just wait.

 

Lastly, if you cut off her head, then I'll have to move in with one of you. That is a punishment worse than working the pudding mines, I'll have you know.

Come here, little wardie. I'll take you in. *waggles her eyebrows*

 

WTH is this acquittal crap? The women slapped my wrist, herself, when I was but an innocent novice! She tortured me, not bothering to book through an Ajah Head or the MoN! She attacked me! Then she shut down the AoL boards to hide the truth! She then made ME the MoN, where I worked like a slave for years! The pudding mines would've been more kind, you lucky Sops! There was pudding, for Light's sake! All I had was Kynwric and Verb, who were just around to look pretty! I won't even talk about five years of slaving at JordanCon (I even paid for the privilege of that slavery!) or being the official note taker for the Storm leaders in Atlanta!

 

 

And Jason? That dude... I had to slap him! I couldn't take the abuse heaped on the poor volunteers who run the ORGS here, anymore! I'm pretty sure any attempt at cutting his head off would be futile, though. He's protected by a dragon! No joke! He likes taking his shirt off to brag about it when around large groups of people!

 

 

I demand justice for these real crimes (and the ones I'm going to make up because I was never in one of those fanfics!)!

 

Wait, you gave her an award?

 

 

*mutters* suck ups.

Edited by U4ea

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You know, somehow I missed the pudding mines, but I was very slyly duped into running the Gray Service Project.  And then I was even more slyly duped into being the Gray Ajah Head for several years.  Oh the reports!  And the Handbook writing!  Utter slavery!  In addition, I'm pretty sure she put some sort of strange weave on me because somehow I enjoyed myself through all of that abuse.

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Also, I think someone needs to make King change his Avatar. I keep looking at that waving bunch of grapes and hearing "here, Reddie Reddie!" and then I have that knee-jerk reaction and ... it would just look so undignified!

Lets not change the subject here, there are important matters at hand. So undignified reactions... Please. Go on.

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Oh lordy no! Do you have any idea how long it took the Yellows to "fix" the last guy who waived something around and said "here Reddy Reddy?". Couple bad eyesight with poor impulse control ... let's just say they got MOST of his fingers back on. Sort of. Nyna enjoys her little jokes too.

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*slaps Elgee*  There! You look like you needed that. :biggrin:

 

I think that Jen is one of the ones responsible (if not THE one) for making me the Blue Ajah Head.  What on earth was she thinking?!    Alas, somehow when she appointed me, she also instilled a sense of duty and responsibility and a desire to do what's best for the WT and DM.  Obviously, she used Compulsion because, previously, I had visions of world domination and wanton pillaging.  *sighs*  Shouldn't she at least be punished for using Compulsion?   If we can't behead her, can we at least birch her?  Elgee had a special switch made and everything!

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You were the last Ajah Head I appointed, actually. I knew you'd be my last, so I tried to make it count. Sorry. 

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And now she slaps me at least once a week! And demands payment in snuggles to do so!

 

Thanks :)

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You mean that's not written in all our employment contracts!? I tot it was in clause 45.3 section ii) Thou shall accept being spanked on demand and provide snuggles in return as reward.

 

*wrinkles nose*

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Everyone grab your Torches and Pitchforks!!!

 

Wait... Im a bit late...oooops...

 

Oh wells.

 

Thanks to all the Admins!

 

Especially Jason and Jennifer lol

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