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Disorder in Court: Trial of the Admin formerly known as Kathana

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This is case number 2, in the matter of The Admin Formerly Known as Kathana.

 

Jennifer Sedai, you are hereby charged with, on or about 1998, being responsible for the creation of the White Tower (and Warders) on Dragonmount. Also of changing your name and confusing people. Probably to avoid prosecution. Hah!

 

Since it's unbecoming of an Aes Sedai to plead, we're just going to go ahead and assume you're guilty as charged. To avoid nasty accusations of silly things like "mock trial" and "illegal legal matters" and such, we'll call witnesses to prove it. You can't call any witnesses (unless you bribe the court).

 

Court is now in dissension!

 

 

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I would name this a Kangaroo Court but I would not wish to insult my marsupial brethren.

Edited by WWWwombat

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Off with her head!

 

 

 

Nyn

 

Not yet - she must still give us cake! Or at least cookies.

 

 

I would name this a Kangaroo Court but I would not wish to insult my marsupial brethren.

 

Hop to it :P

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I took liberty and brought this doll so people can show exactly what bits she touched when they were Novices.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

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Years! Years of my life stolen! Having to slave away under this tyrant. From Dragon*Con to JordanCon - the demands never cease! I practically begged to be sent to the Farm instead! But no - she prefers to surround herself with the suffering of others. :(

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Back in the olden days, I actually did get sent to the Farm. It wasn't technically by Kathana, at least she wasn't the one to make the announcement, but I have no doubt she ordered it secretly where nobody could see - subliminally?

 

I'm still traumatised to this day!

 

There's also the fact that I've met Jenn a couple of times. I think that statement says more than enough, really :)

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Well I could probably come up with something but it isn't really relevant to whats going on here.  Soo I'll just sit back and watch. :laugh:

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xD 

 

 

Back in the days Jenn made me yellow head with all these promises of grandeur and fortune. And then she made me write 100000000 monthly reports... EVERY MONTH... could you believe that?! And every time I complained she'd throw a cookie at me. AND I WOULD EAT IT! Because no cookie should go to waste. But yeah, she was a meanie head to all us Ajah heads, ordering us around. And every month she'd switch to a different pillow friend and make us all feel dirty and used.

 

Also a couple of years later she fessed up that when she appointed me I was just a temporary solution and she didn't think I'd last more than a month! ha! HA I SAY!

 

YOU SWALLOW THAT COOKIE NOW!

 

 

*nodnod*

 

 

 

Nyn

Edited by Nynaeve

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This cookie?

 

1.1246593600.giant-cookie-with-icing.jpg

 

Or this one?:

 

leftover-candy-cookie-whole.jpg

 

Personally I prefer that last one, because the White's messed all over it :P

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Quick question, why haven't we done this sooner? Then she wouldn't have corrupted us to our very fibre and... and... done those things to us. Those things. THOSE THINGGGGS!!! *whimpers*

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Then you wouldn't be the you you are now, would you? And we would be sad!

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Back then there were no pranks from the Novices or Accepted or else we were threatened with the Farm. I still have the nightmares. 

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I can't believe that nobody . . . NOBODY . . . has mentioned the pudding mines!  Have you repressed your memories so thoroughly?  How anyone could forget the utter horror of the mines . . . *shudders, curls into a fetal position and whimpers*

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