50 reasons texting is evil.

[Reyoru]

Reason no. 1: The keypad on the phone is too small for average male-sized fingers, giving women the speed advantage.

 

Reason no. 2: Meaning is easily lost.

 

Reason no. 3: Free texts being so common nowadays smells of a government mass-brainwashing conspiracy.

 

Help me out here folks...

[lolguy26]

get a blackberry, the keys are perfectly sized  

[Reyoru]

Do you have woman sized hands? 

[Panchi]

4. It gives people a way to contact you and say they want to talk when you keep ignoring all their calls

 

5. You have to check message box to see if you got a reply

 

6. Language is weird so you wonder which language they are speaking

 

7. Beep on receiving messages is annoying

 

8. It wastes your time

[Locke]

9) It's hard.

[Reyoru]

10. Predictive chat is constantly conspiring against me.

 

11. Those programs that show you when someone last logged on, and when they're actively typing... so annoying.

 

12. You can ignore a text and pretend like you never got it, and probably get away with it.

[lolguy26]

Just get a Note2 lol

 

More than a big enough screen

[Ithillian Turambar]

10. Predictive chat is constantly conspiring against me.

13. Get a Blackberry

 

14. Get a Blackberry

 

15. Get a Blackberry

[Reyoru]

Got an HTC One X! Couldn't be happier with the phone... hate texting.

[Reyoru]

16. Women are inherently better than men at texting. Somehow.

[Panchi]

Advantage of old fashioned phone- Keys are large enough to type easily.

[Netbattler11]

Get a tablet?

[lolguy26]

And ftr rey i have "delicate" fingers

[Reyoru]

Got a Nexus 7, but who texts from a tablet??

[Basel Gill]

Got a Samsung Galaxy S3 and loving it!

 

17. Send key is right next to the backspace key, meaning that I'm always sending out incomplete text messa

Edited August 10, 2013 by Basel Gill

[Reyoru]

18. In similar fashion, the change language key is right next to the comma button. Therefore, I frequently "speak in tongues."

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

19. my iPads switch language key is left of he space bar and Hebrew turns a smile to a frown w one backward stroke

[Reyoru]

20. It's more socially acceptable to text someone than to call them. So you end up texting "friends" you would actually never ever call. How sad is that?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

21 if my sister catches me on FB she will never ever ever ever stop texting.

[Leyrann]

Got a Samsung Galaxy S3 and loving it!

 

17. Send key is right next to the backspace key, meaning that I'm always sending out incomplete text messa

 

Sent from phone?

 

Oh well, I'm just gonna assume so. 5 points.

[mcs0083]

22. When driving it causes you to get into fatal car accidents. No fun.

[Ithillian Turambar]

23. People have loud amusing sound clips for them. For example: mine is Buzz Lightyear asking Star Command to come in.

[Panchi]

24. The spelling prediction means that you write weird things if you are not careful while typing.

 

25. The spelling prediction makes talking in other languages weird

[Reyoru]

26. PPL HOE TXT LYK DIS ND ZOMFG ROFL LOL LOL 

[Ithillian Turambar]

27. Parents are terrible at it

 

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