[Game] The Corrupted Wish

[wheeloftime13]

ouch...

 

granted, but seeing through walls is all you can see (meaning if you are outside in an open field and there's a boat, you can't see it... and if you're outside you can't see anything, so you may step into traffic or off a cliff, etc...

 

i wish i could read myself and characters into and out of books like Maggie in Inkheart...

[Elaevia]

granted: but you go in and out the size of the text, really teeny tiny, so could easily get squished.

 

I wish someone would come and cook dinner for me

[Tsukibana]

I can't corrupt a wish like that... dinner is sacred.

 

Granted, Rene Redzepi makes you dinner. Hope you enjoy.

 

 

I wish I had a Tiger as a pet, that wouldn't eat me.

[MattheHat]

Granted, but it's a teddy bear tiger

I wish for nothing! :nod:

[beanie]

Umm ok granted. Everything and everyone is destroyed leaving only nothing.

 

I wish for clear skys.

[Lenlo]

Granted. You now have no atmosphere and nothing to breath. Have fun!

 

I wish for a raise.

[Vambram]

Granted: but the raise requires you to work in Siberia.

 

 

I wish for one hundred pounds of real gold. 

[wheeloftime13]

granted but the weight crushes you...

 

 

I wish that i wasn't allergic to anything...

[Lenlo]

Granted. Your immune system is now basically non-existent. Have fun getting sick!

 

I wish Texas weather wasnt as hot.

[Turin Turambar]

Granted. The average daily temperature goes down 0.00001 F but the humidity increases to 96% so it feels 20 degrees hotter.

 

 

I wish I wouldn't keep getting killed in mafia on N1.

[MattheHat]

Granted, you get killed before... x)

 

I wish I had everything I've ever wished for...

[wheeloftime13]

granted, but you die not long after you get them, so you're not able to enjoy them...

 

i wish that i didn't have to pay for books anymore...

[MattheHat]

:O

 

Granted, all books on the world go up in flames!

 

I wish someone would continue the WoT series...

[wheeloftime13]

granted but they screw it up big time... :(

 

I wish to be able to see the future..

[MattheHat]

Granted, you witness your own death countless times...

 

I wish I'd stop talking about death now... lol

[Basel Gill]

Granted, your vocal cords have disappeared from your throat.

 

I wish to have a sunny day with no rain today.

 

*places a sign on Matty's back*

 

"KICK ME, I'M A LIGHTIE."

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

granted. welcome to Sesame Street. mind the grouch :).

 

I wish someone else would clean my house.

[MattheHat]

*attempts to speak... then summons back his vocal chords...*

 

Granted, enter: Alf, the Alternate Life Form!

 

I wish I didn't have to do the Horsey's hooves now...

[Turin Turambar]

Granted. You get to muck out the horse's stall. And it has been having digestive issues...

 

I wish it was cooler here. 91 F at 10:35 pm is silly hot

[MattheHat]

Granted, temperature switched immediately to -91 Celsius...

 

I wish school wouldn't take up so much of life...

[csarmi]

Granted. You skipped 70 years of your life and you don't have to go through school anymore.

 

I wish my tooth didn't hurt.

[Turin Turambar]

No teeth ---> no hurt

 

I wish I was elsewhere...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

center of the earth, no dinosaurs, done

 

I wish the lettuce would wash itself

[Turin Turambar]

Granted. The lettuce is self cleaning but now it also is sentient and tries to defend itself.

 

I wish the zombies will hold off until the aliens arrive.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Granted ... they do and then zombify the aliens and take over the world.

 

I wish that someone else would do all my work today.