Wheel of time 5 word story

[Ian Nag]

So many threads have these I thought we should start one too. For those of you who dont know what to do you post something random following the person who posted before you but it can be 5 words no more and no less. Ill begin.

 

Mat was walking in Caemlyn...

 

 

[Faber]

...when he saw a massive...

[shortkut]

Wall that fell on him

[Elynde]

But the wall met balefire

[shortkut]

And Mat lost no months

[Rhienne]

but his hat got squashed

[Faber]

he refused to replace it...

[BFG]

...and wore it proudly to...

[jedman67]

...his battle with the Omnivorous...

[shortkut]

Aes sedai. She saidared a

[Faber]

chicken to make it grow

[Ian Nag]

when an ogier came to

[Aulduron]

tell a long story about

[shortkut]

How humans are so hasty.

[Rhienne]

Mat found this boring so...

[Ian Nag]

he decided to go dice

[jedman67]

with smelly trollocs and a

[Faber]

mad, fat Darkfriend peddler* who...

 

*stereotype not intended

[mb]

Lanfear later killed before battle.

[Ozzie_aiel]

because he pinched her

[jedman67]

on her posterior. She hollered

[Faber]

very loudly which caused Rand

[Ozzie_aiel]

to wonder why Bela was

[salvierda]

floating above, and ambivalent of