Smiley73 - Member Share Posted February 16, 2013 (edited) Late, late, late, why do we always have to be late. For once it would be good to have everything go on time. Ayla and Smiley scurried around their as yet unopened café. Handling sweet, tainted saidin Smiley put out tables and chairs, while Ayla was, *ahem* checking on their nutella stocks. Smiley hopped over to the counter and began sorting out the tea and coffee as well as the pastry displays. Ayla hurried out from the kitchen with a plate heaped with brownies - tainted to perfection. She was muttering about having to sort out the llamas again, it seemed like they had protested for greater nana allowances... When everything seemed to be sorted out and in it's place smiley poured himself some tea. Rooibos. In his favourite dinosaur mug. Rawr. With a little push of Air he flung open the wide doors of the café. The Black Tower Tainted Tea room is now declared OPEN Edited February 16, 2013 by Smiley73 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Songstress - Moderator Share Posted February 16, 2013 *sidles up to the counter* Have you a cappuccino back there for me? And a brownie, no nuts, with extra taint? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Cindy Gill - Donor Share Posted February 16, 2013 *snerk* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson_Ayla - Member Share Posted February 16, 2013 (edited) Welcome one and all to the Black Tower's Tainted Tea Room! Smiley and I will be, um, looking after you (and this thread) for the duration of the Faire so if you have any questions about our lovely Tainty Tower please don't be shy in asking. Feel free to take a seat and order something from our delicious menu, or just invent something yourself. We totally promise any poisonings are completely accidental *nodses emphatically with fingers only a little bit crossed* This thread is all about teh spammy goodness, sharing things which are funny/awesome/adorable and just general chit chat. It will hopefully give you chance to get to know the Black Tower a bit better, whilst letting your inner spam flow wild and free. All BT members (or those who join before the end of March) will be able to earn precious pointses by participating here. Anybody who posts in this thread just ten times will earn ten shiny BT points, easy peasy nana squeezy. Then Smiley and I shall be handing out "Brownie Points" for particularly amusing/interesting spam, which will then be scaled to normal BT points at the end of the Faire. The number of posts you have in this thread will also earn you Brownie Points, so mush mush *shoos towards the reply box* Just a few rules: 1. Obey the CoC 2. Please don't just post the same thing over and over 3. Try to avoid one word spam Brownie Points: Pandeh - 3 Kuka - 2 Edited February 22, 2013 by Crimson_Ayla Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiley73 - Member Author Share Posted February 16, 2013 Order up! I'm not a coffee drinker so I hope this suffices. Unlike brownies. Brownies may as well be my Talent. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiley73 - Member Author Share Posted February 16, 2013 *snerk* snerk? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Cindy Gill - Donor Share Posted February 16, 2013 *snerk* snerk? um. nvm... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiley73 - Member Author Share Posted February 16, 2013 *snerk* snerk? um. nvm... well hai! anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Cindy Gill - Donor Share Posted February 16, 2013 *snerk* snerk? um. nvm... well hai! anyway ohai :) hit me up with a shot of saidin while i'm here, yeah? it's been a while. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Cindy Gill - Donor Share Posted February 16, 2013 SQUEE! *salutes* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiley73 - Member Author Share Posted February 16, 2013 *snerk* snerk? um. nvm... well hai! anyway ohai :) hit me up with a shot of saidin while i'm here, yeah? it's been a while. I'm not sure if a saidin shot exists, or is anywhere near legal but kitty pictures make the internet go round Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson_Ayla - Member Share Posted February 16, 2013 Of course dey exist :) *goes to make* Has complimentary kitteh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Cindy Gill - Donor Share Posted February 16, 2013 ahhhhh saidin with a side of adorable kittehs..... so sweet... thank you both kindly. i was in no danger of going sane, of course.... but the saidin really brightens the hallucinations. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sorcha al'Parr - Member Share Posted February 16, 2013 *snerk* snerk? um. nvm... well hai! anyway ohai :) hit me up with a shot of saidin while i'm here, yeah? it's been a while. I'm not sure if a saidin shot exists, or is anywhere near legal but kitty pictures make the internet go round Of course dey exist :) *goes to make* Has complimentary kitteh AHHH! :wub: They're so adorable! I miss my kitty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiley73 - Member Author Share Posted February 16, 2013 ahhhhh saidin with a side of adorable kittehs..... so sweet... thank you both kindly. i was in no danger of going sane, of course.... but the saidin really brightens the hallucinations. this post has inspired a strange need in me to look through a kaleidoscope Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Cindy Gill - Donor Share Posted February 16, 2013 you must have a new kitteh... who will keep you in line otherwise? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiley73 - Member Author Share Posted February 16, 2013 ah yes I remember these *off to search* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Cindy Gill - Donor Share Posted February 16, 2013 oh yeah, that's the stuff.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... *cough* yah, that'll do for a bit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson_Ayla - Member Share Posted February 16, 2013 I miss my kitty. :( Here you can has whole room of kittehs to snuggle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiley73 - Member Author Share Posted February 16, 2013 AHHH! :wub: They're so adorable! I miss my kitty. awwww... you must have a new kitteh... who will keep you in line otherwise? aye, tis very important, displeasure from teh kitteh overlords is... unnecessary. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Cindy Gill - Donor Share Posted February 16, 2013 AHHH! :wub: They're so adorable! I miss my kitty. awwww... >you must have a new kitteh... who will keep you in line otherwise? aye, tis very important, displeasure from teh kitteh overlords is... unnecessary. and messy.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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