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[SG Faire: Shayol Ghul] Ask Narg

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Narg,

 

what is your stance on lolcats and more importantly ... to Nom, or not to Nom?

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Narg,

 

what is your stance on lolcats and more importantly ... to Nom, or not to Nom?

 

Cats cute but cute not fill belly. Narg like food with more meat. 

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Narg, Do you consider yourself photogenic?

 

Man use big word. Narg have to ask what big word mean. Narg handsome so Narg take good pictures. Is man handsome? Does man taste good?

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Dear Narg, 

 

If you were going to have a robot butler, what would you name it? 

 

Narg never have pet before. Would robot butler fetch food for Narg? Narg name it Fetch. 

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narg.... what is wrong with the dang cloudflare and how can I fit it in my cook pot?

 

Some things too hard for Narg. When Narg have big problem, Narg eat one bite at a time until problem gone away. 

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Narg can you write poems?

 

Roses are red. Human taste good.

Narg start cookfire with plenty of wood. 

 

LMFAO!!

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oh, ya, btw, my dearest Narg... legal disclaimer...

 

in the new religion I'm getting started, if I ask for your paw... hoof? um.... heart in marriage three times and you fail to document your refusal, we are legally bound.

 

in ten years, if you fail to ditch or cookpot me, this entitles me to 20% of your pension. fair warning.

 

oh... and the last litter is at least half yours. they're way too smart to be the al Thor boy's...

 

(but don't say no, I'll cry. )

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Narg... would Mrs. Narg be open to the idea of a sister wife?

 

would you?

 

You pretty. Narg consider proposal. Sure you want to? Narg eat Mrs. Narg long time ago. Mrs. Narg talk too much. You talk too much?

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Narg... would Mrs. Narg be open to the idea of a sister wife?

 

would you?

 

You pretty. Narg consider proposal. Sure you want to? Narg eat Mrs. Narg long time ago. Mrs. Narg talk too much. You talk too much?

no, I just type.

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