aross - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 If you take this post seriously, you are a nincompoop. Prologue: By Grace and Banners Fallen Chapter 1: Eastward the Wind Blew Chapter 2: The Choice of an Ajah Chapter 3: The Prince of Andor says, "What?" Chapter 4: The Amyrlin's Mistake Chapter 5: Too Late Now Dummy Chapter 6: Tarwin's Gap Sucks Chapter 7: We are so F*$@ed Now Chapter 8: Ah Well, God Save the Queen Chapter 9: The Raven Prince Raves Chapter 10: The Hangover Part III Chapter 11: The Hangover Part IV, Ebou Dar Chapter 12: Me No Like! No More Boots! Chapter 13: The Wolf King Plays Whack-a-Mole Chapter 14: The Wolf King Rings the Bell Chapter 15: The Wolf King Goes into the Kitchen Renovation Business Chapter 16: Another Chosen? Enough Already! Chapter 17: Boy He Really Didn't Last Long Did He? Chapter 18: The Dragon Rebones Chapter 19: The Dragon Restones Chapter 20: The Dragon Rebones Again Chapter 21: The Sea Folk Discover the Dinglehopper... Chapter 22: ...Is Really An Eating Utensil Chapter 23: The Fish Slapping Dance of Ebou Dar Chapter 24: The Armies Pick Captains Chapter 25: Lord Bashere's Ritual Suicide Chapter 26: The Captains Pick Teams Chapter 27: Valan Luca is Picked Last Chapter 28: The Return of the (suck-Ass) Menagerie Chapter 29: Camelyn Reincorporates as Nrgabangankarbunkum Chapter 30: The Seanchan Show Up - Stand Back Be-atches Chapter 31: Berelain Shaves Her Head, Galad Shaves His @$$ Chapter 32: The Amyrlin Hates the Seanchan Chapter 33: The Amyrlin Still Hates the Seanchan Chapter 34: The Seanchan Couldn't Give a Rat's Butt Chapter 35: The Raven Prince Tries to Get in the Middle Chapter 36: The Raven Prince Hides Chapter 37: The Dragon Reborn Asks Everyone to Chill Chapter 38: Everyone Passes the Ducheep to the Left Hand Side Chapter 39: The Nae'blis is a Sucky Boss Chapter 40: Take This Job and Shove It Chapter 41: The Chosen Revolt Chapter 42: The Chosen Regret (And I Mean RE-A-LLY Regret) Chapter 43: Oh S%&t, It's Starting Chapter 44: Oh No You Didn't! Chapter 45: Oh Yes I Did! Chapter 46: Whose Idea Was Balefire? Chapter 47: Talmanes is a Pyromaniac Chapter 48: Talmanes and Aludra: Muskrat Love? Chapter 49: The Three Wives Dance on the Dragon's Grave, Singing Hallelujah Chapter 50: Wait Wasn't He Supposed to Come Back? Chapter 51: Oh Crap There's Something Really Wrong Here Chapter 52: Mat Blows the Horn, Stalls for Time, Will Never be Confused for Chuck Mangione Chapter 53: Perrin Yells for Rand to Show Up Before... Chapter 54: ...No Dragon, No Prison, No Dice Chapter 55: Happy Endings Suck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nyanna al'Meara - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 XD hehehehhehehehee love it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sid - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 Sthpoilerth! heh, thinking of ch 52 Mat playing 'Feels so good' made me laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aiyen kin Leary - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 Who's Idea Was Balefire? Lol, love it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anrui - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) I'm a new poster, and died laughing right here: Chapter 16: Another Chosen? Enough Already! Chapter 17: Boy He Really Didn't Last Long Did He? There has to be a way to work "The Fish-Slapping Dance of Ebou Dar" into polite discussion. Edited December 27, 2012 by Anrui Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Luckers - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 I giggled out loud. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suttree - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 Excellent work Aross. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joeron bigelow - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 what? you got a copy of the book already? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joeron bigelow - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 isnt anyone going to call me a nincompoop? Was the title of chapter 11 released in real life? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheVitaleMob - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) ZOMG a Chuck Mangione reference. I thought Only me and marching band geeks knew of this guy! Also: Laughed my ever-loving butt off! Edited December 27, 2012 by TheVitaleMob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anrui - Member Share Posted December 27, 2012 Marching band geek here, and I agree! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Luckers - Member Share Posted December 28, 2012 Chapter 14: Good Two Rivers Leaf. Chapter 15: Puff the Magic Dragon. Chapter 16: When Twinkies Go Off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DSgamer64 - Member Share Posted December 28, 2012 I laughed over the excessive volume of the music playing on my computer, then again, I am kinda drunk too. Awesome stuff, I wish RJ and Sanderson had that kind of humour when it comes to chapter title choices :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Southpaw89 - Member Share Posted December 28, 2012 Harriet chooses chapter names. RJ and Brandon don't have any say so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waffle - Member Share Posted December 28, 2012 Most of these titles work if you remove one word from each of them. That is scary. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zewe - Member Share Posted December 28, 2012 I wanted to be lame and just quote my favorite sequence and move on, but then I realized I loved them all. Let me read your book. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Owayn The Traveller - Member Share Posted December 29, 2012 If you take this post seriously, you are a nincompoop. Prologue: By Grace and Banners Fallen Chapter 1: Eastward the Wind Blew Chapter 2: The Choice of an Ajah Chapter 3: The Prince of Andor says, "What?" Chapter 4: The Amyrlin's Mistake Chapter 5: Too Late Now Dummy Chapter 6: Tarwin's Gap Sucks Chapter 7: We are so F*$@ed Now Chapter 8: Ah Well, God Save the Queen Chapter 9: The Raven Prince Raves Chapter 10: The Hangover Part III Chapter 11: The Hangover Part IV, Ebou Dar Chapter 12: Me No Like! No More Boots! Chapter 13: The Wolf King Plays Whack-a-Mole Chapter 14: The Wolf King Rings the Bell Chapter 15: The Wolf King Goes into the Kitchen Renovation Business Chapter 16: Another Chosen? Enough Already! Chapter 17: Boy He Really Didn't Last Long Did He? Chapter 18: The Dragon Rebones Chapter 19: The Dragon Restones Chapter 20: The Dragon Rebones Again Chapter 21: The Sea Folk Discover the Dinglehopper... Chapter 22: ...Is Really An Eating Utensil Chapter 23: The Fish Slapping Dance of Ebou Dar Chapter 24: The Armies Pick Captains Chapter 25: Lord Bashere's Ritual Suicide Chapter 26: The Captains Pick Teams Chapter 27: Valan Luca is Picked Last Chapter 28: The Return of the (suck-Ass) Menagerie Chapter 29: Camelyn Reincorporates as Nrgabangankarbunkum Chapter 30: The Seanchan Show Up - Stand Back Be-atches Chapter 31: Berelain Shaves Her Head, Galad Shaves His @$$ Chapter 32: The Amyrlin Hates the Seanchan Chapter 33: The Amyrlin Still Hates the Seanchan Chapter 34: The Seanchan Couldn't Give a Rat's Butt Chapter 35: The Raven Prince Tries to Get in the Middle Chapter 36: The Raven Prince Hides Chapter 37: The Dragon Reborn Asks Everyone to Chill Chapter 38: Everyone Passes the Ducheep to the Left Hand Side Chapter 39: The Nae'blis is a Sucky Boss Chapter 40: Take This Job and Shove It Chapter 41: The Chosen Revolt Chapter 42: The Chosen Regret (And I Mean RE-A-LLY Regret) Chapter 43: Oh S%&t, It's Starting Chapter 44: Oh No You Didn't! Chapter 45: Oh Yes I Did! Chapter 46: Whose Idea Was Balefire? Chapter 47: Talmanes is a Pyromaniac Chapter 48: Talmanes and Aludra: Muskrat Love? Chapter 49: The Three Wives Dance on the Dragon's Grave, Singing Hallelujah Chapter 50: Wait Wasn't He Supposed to Come Back? Chapter 51: Oh Crap There's Something Really Wrong Here Chapter 52: Mat Blows the Horn, Stalls for Time, Will Never be Confused for Chuck Mangione Chapter 53: Perrin Yells for Rand to Show Up Before... Chapter 54: ...No Dragon, No Prison, No Dice Chapter 55: Happy Endings Suck Prologue: Taveran in an adventure with Prospectors Don't know if you ever read any of the Pirates Adventure books by some Gideon chap but there is a bit at the end of one that has a similiar vibe as your chapter titles. Both are very funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Balefire to da face! - Member Share Posted December 29, 2012 Oh goodie! I hope the Fish Slapping Dance is the Chapter that's 200 pages long! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haplo333 - Member Share Posted December 29, 2012 chapter 55 should have been "what a dream' !! Well done, great job!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zewe - Member Share Posted December 29, 2012 chapter 55 should have been "what a dream' !! Well done, great job!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AesSedaiGuy - Member Share Posted December 29, 2012 Awesome and hilarious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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