Mafia Players in Real Life

[Kaylee]

Being a massage therapist I'd offer massages. That way people get relaxed and Let their guards down.

[Nolder]

I'd probably sit quietly until asked for input

I'm not much of a talker IRL which is why I like the internet

I like to take time to think about what I'm saying and it's hard to do IRL when pressure is on

[John E. Kelley]

I'd be the one passed out in the floor in a puddle of my own urine.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

nice

[michellem]

I'd be the one passed out in the floor in a puddle of my own urine.

 

Yeah, but before that you'd be drunk and shamelessly flirting with all the girls XD

[Songstress]

I'd be the one passed out in the floor in a puddle of my own urine.

 

Yeah, but before that you'd be drunk and shamelessly flirting with all the girls XD

 

He'd be bundled into the Tahoe by the designated driver well before that happened.  *clears throat*

[michellem]

What, the flirting or the passed-out-ness? XD

[Songstress]

What, the flirting or the passed-out-ness? XD

 

Both, if I can manage it.  Although heading off the flirting might require keeping him away from the party in the first place.

[michellem]

My thoughts exactly XD

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

awwww

[LedZepMan]

Thats no fun. So your saying he cant hang out with dap and i whilst hitting on women?

 

Wheres the amusement in that?

[Blackhoof]

I would watch quietly for a few minutes, open my mouth and promptly be lynched on Day 1. *nods*

[Niniel]

lol

 

I don´t have a poker face so I would never live long if I was mafia.

[dapianoplay3r]

Then make another face your poker face. As long as it doesnt chabge unless you want it too

[LedZepMan]

Im good at poker. And stealing taken women. Cuz i just did that tonight. But in my defense she didny tell me she had s boyfriend. So im free of guilt right?

[dapianoplay3r]

As a member of the order of the bro code i say there is no guilt

especially if she was hot

[LedZepMan]

Especially dude. Definate eight. Possibly.a nine.

 

Thanks for assuagonh my guilt.

 

Assuaging.

 

Thats wgay i meant

[Nolder]

Come on guys...

[LedZepMan]

What dood?

[Nolder]

I don't really think this is the place to brag about hooking up with someone's girlfriend, do you?

[dapianoplay3r]

Apologies. I dont ghink he was very sober

neither was I

 

but drunk mafia in person would be fun

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

that i would sign up for

[LedZepMan]

Im so down for drunk anything. But my bad Nol

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you should really never admit to anything like that where it can be found with a simple search... you may do worse things in life, it's best to get in the habit of perspicacity now.

 

uh... do as i say, not as i do. 

[dapianoplay3r]

Keep it to pms. Thats what cibdy and i do lol

drunk froup pm!