[Game]: The Tainted Days of Christmas!

[Kaylee]

That's awesome! Love it!!

[Niniel]

The wind blew over the snow drifts moving across the frozen north of Canada. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the wheel of time. But it was A beginning. 

 

The wind moved along and across the Artic Ocean gaining speed and becoming colder and colder. It continued across the Ice pack until it found it's way to the North Pole. as it approached there was a large workshop and a village. There a jolly man in a red suit with white fur trim was standing and he felt the wind as it passed by him. He was startled by the difference. Where had it come from? He then walked back into the workshop to check on the preparations for the coming of Christmas. As he walked by he noticed that the Good/Naughty list had changed. The names had become strange to him...

Egwene  al'Vere, Matrim Cauthon, Moraine Damodred. He did not recognize the names. And yet the list was saying they had all been added on the Good list. The gifts that they were requesting were even odder. Yet he would deliver as he was Santa dangit!! If the Good/Naughty Ter'angeral said they were good they would get what they wished for...

 

such a strange list of wishes though Santa had to comment on some of them. Why would they want these things.

 

Rand Al'Thor: A bed large enough for 4. How silly.

Elayne Trakand: the invention of hot and cold running water. Doe she really love baths that much?

Matrim Cauthon: Weekend trip to Las Vegas. Doesn't he know the casinos are built on taking people's money?

Perrin Aybarra: an exception to limits on deer hunting. How much venison does one need?

Thom Merrilin: replacement knee surgery. Just so he can do all the back flips and stuff again.

Egwene al'Vere: Nothing. she already has it all. that one gets a lump of coal

Nynaeve al'Meara: herbs. lots of herbs. just go to Washington state already

Morridin: for it all to just end already. Beware what you ask for buddy

Talmanes: a good stiff drink. Anything for a hero

 

(I realise this is kind of backward but it was all I could really think of)

 

lol Well done!

 

 

>.<

 

*furious blushing*

 

Erm so, yah, if you don't want to have yoo' eardrums punctured don;t click on this :P

I have a real crappy sound recorder, which goes wonky/static on high notes, so that it sounds even more horrible than 'tis...whatever. Twas fun

 

https://soundcloud.com/tonksyy/vairstaticbtsaidinnight

 

*runs away fast to hide*

 

P.S. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT TURN THE VOLUME UP HIGH!!!!!!!!! For your own safety O.o

 

 

Definitely worth 5 extra points!

 

Oh Tiiinaaaaaaaa.... Lady Dragon, I haz present for joo!

 

Some little birdies told me you would enjoy this!

 

 

We builted you a new chair....

 

 

Here... just let me adjust that strap a li'l...  you can scooch back some... and some more... and...

 

Whoopsies.

 

 

Oh my!  Watch out for that....

 

 

 

 

Tina?  Are joo okayyyyyyy?

 

Maybe the chair wasn't such a success.

 

Never mind!  I knitted you a Christmas sweater instead. 

 

Here.  Let me help you puts it on.

 

 

But... ... I wanted one in black.

 

[Niniel]

December 10 - Kaylee

 

 

Have a tainty, crazy Christmas…

 

Task: Christmas decorate the BT.

 

You can choose how and where to do it as long as it´s on the main board (not pinned threads) and that you post links to it in this thread.

[Kaylee]

Ok,

[Kaylee]

Here are the links to my task: there's the tree, http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/77478-the-black-tower-bakery/page-3

 

The wreath and holly http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/55362-sgoal-100000s-new-goal-200000/page-7874

 

the snowmen and angels http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/77289-great-big-snowball-fight/page-8

 

The lights of course http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/77281-the-25-days-of-christmas-day-10/page-4

 

The gifts for those I love (my dear DM friends) http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/77525-the-dark-one-loves-the-holidays-because/

 

last, but not least, some mistletoe and fire http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/77491-bonfire-night/page-2

 

and these for the fun of it! http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/55362-sgoal-100000s-new-goal-200000/page-7874

[Kaylee]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbo=d&site=webhp&tbm=isch&source=hp&q=tainted+christmas&btnG=&biw=360&bih=587&sei=cMnGUNf_C8isqwGDuYDYDQ

 

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbo=d&site=webhp&tbm=isch&source=hp&q=tainted+christmas&btnG=&biw=360&bih=587&sei=cMnGUNf_C8isqwGDuYDYDQ#i=3 here are these too

[Leelou]

December 11 - Chuckles
 

 
I saw Mommy kissing a dragkhar…
 
Task: Gather at least 4 members that you can dance through the threads on the BT main board with, singing Christmas songs. You all need to dance and sing in at least 4 threads. (Not official or pinned threads.)

[Niniel]

Thank you for decorating the tower, Kaylee!

[Kaylee]

It was fun!

[Smiley73]

>.<

 

*furious blushing*

 

Erm so, yah, if you don't want to have yoo' eardrums punctured don;t click on this :P

I have a real crappy sound recorder, which goes wonky/static on high notes, so that it sounds even more horrible than 'tis...whatever. Twas fun

 

https://soundcloud.com/tonksyy/vairstaticbtsaidinnight

 

*runs away fast to hide*

 

P.S. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT TURN THE VOLUME UP HIGH!!!!!!!!! For your own safety O.o

 

*claps*

[Leelou]

December 12 - Ley
 

 
Dashing through the snow, in a jo-car here we go…
 
Task: If you are a shadowie - give an early Christmas present to Tress and tell her why she is a good FL. If you are a lightie - do the same with Turin. If you are a civie - do it with both Tress and Turin.

[Leelou]

December 13 - Maw
 

 
Joy to the world! The Dragon has come…
 
Task: The voices is in your head is always there for you. Now Santa and Lews Therin are arguing about something that they want you to do. Write the "conversation".

[michellem]

Oh this I'm looking forward too

 

Leelou and Tina, I gotta say, this game is so much fun! Good job for making it :D

[Niniel]

Thank you!

[Leyrann]

A bit late, but I'll still do it.

[Netbattler11]

Oh right, i should do this. >.>

[wheeloftime13]

this is really cool...

[Crimson_Ayla]

*postehs in here*

[Netbattler11]

Short story in progress. Very wierd. I didn't think my brain contained quite this much wierd. Turns out it does.

[Netbattler11]

I blame all of you.

[Netbattler11]

One snowy day in the Black Tower, Mawthtex was strolling along the grounds when he heard a familiar voice in his head. Kill them! Kill them all! Is that you, Lews Therin? I thought you were in Nya's head today. That girl is crazy. Too many llamas. Llamas, llamas, lloviendo, llamo, nana. Well, you do realize that we're all mad here, right Lews? What do you mean, all? I'm sane as a butterfly at the north pole in December. Well... I suppose I can't argue with that. Then a less familiar voice broke in. Ho ho ho! Who in the name of the Great Lord are you? While he was familiar with most of the voices floating around the tower and had had several in his mind at once before, this one was strange to him. Why, I'm Santa Claus of course! Now, are you on my good list or my naughty list? Well, I suppose that depends what criteria you use for it. Lews, do you think setting villages on fire and setting Trolloc hordes to rampage across the land puts me on the good list? Good? Bad? Evil? Worse? Its all greek to me. What do you care, anyway? What do I care? What does Ilyena care? Oh, Ilyena... Lews trails off into mutterings about his wife. Um... No. I'm afraid that puts you squarely on the naughty list. Aw. Does that mean no presents? Yes, I'm afraid it does. However, I am looking for some help. If you complete a task for me, I will give you a reprieve this year. No! Don’t listen to the nasty red man! He’s lying to you! Is that Lews Therin? You are definitely on my naughty list! Going around telling people to kill everyone all the time! Yes! Kill them! Kill them all! You can’t trust them! Any of them! Get them out of the way before they turn on you! That is exactly what I’m talking about! You should be spreading joy, love, peace, and Christmas Spirit, not mistrust and destruction! Destruction? Destruction is good! Destroy them! Only way to be safe! Now see here- Calm down, both of you. Lews, I’ll go blow something up for you later. Santa, what was it you wanted my help with? Oh, that. Well you see, I seem to have run short of helpers this year, and I was hoping you could round up some Elf substitutes for me. Elf substitutes… Do they have to be short, intelligent, or non-furry? No, they just have to be- ELVES!? KILL THEM! EVIL, TRICKSEY LITTLE THINGS! They breed like rabbits… They sneak in doors and steal single socks… They turn childred upside-down in their beds! And they give them evil little presents that warp their little minds! WILL YOU STOP CUTTING ME OFF! Anyway, as I was saying, they just have to be able to work with their hands. In that case, I know the perfect candidates. No! Don’t give him more! He’s breeding an army! He’s planning to take over the world with the nasty creatures! Really? Are you? No! The elves are strictly for making toys! Darn. That would have been entertaining to watch. Anyway, I should have a couple hundred at the north pole by- No! Don’t undo all my hard work! Its been hard enough to convince you flaming Asha’man to Travel up there to weed out the population! YOU’RE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY MISSING WORKERS!? WHY YOU LITTLE- I’m not giving him elves, Lews, I’m giving him Trollocs. I’m sure they’ll be much better for either toymaking or world domination. Trollocs? Trollocs!? Yes, those would work well. But… Trollocs!? Why? Because I’ve got a lot of spare ones. They’ll do what you tell them to as long as you threaten to kill them in gruesome ways. Well, I suppose… If I do what? Ehehehe… Kill them all! If they start eating each other, just call me and I’ll get you some more. If they do WHAT!? Well, good day, Santa. I’ll have several fists up there by midday. But- What- I say! Come on, Lews, we have Trollocs to collect. I’ll set some on fire for you while we’re there. Ooh! Fire! I like fire! Burn it! Burn it all! Mawthtex set off on his ostensibly good errand, leaving Santa faintly spluttering and Lews chattering about fire. He smiled. Even if Santa didn’t take him off the naughty list for this, he knew he would still get presents from Shaidar Haran anyway.

[Netbattler11]

Soooooo... Yeah. My creative writing is always very... Creative.

[WolfbrotherKronos]

I lol'd so much!

[Songstress]

 

That was so very Maw-tastic. 

[Turin Turambar]

Excellllent Maw!