Randland Election 2012

[Joebiwan - Member]

Okay, If Randland held an election for president similar to this years election in the U.S; who would be the presidential/vice presidential canidates, who would you vote for, what political parties would there be, what kind of scandals would come out, etc. etc.

 

 

I would love to see an attack ad against Rand and his plan to break the seals funded by Egwene, or the press conference where Rand has to explain his three women, stuff like that.

[MasterAblar - Member]

President: Bela

Vice-President: Narg

[Kamin_Majere - Member]

Fortouna for president 2012

 

Oh the scandals that would come from that. Having a playboy rouge, who is also a commoner for a husband (that she only married because he kidnapped her so obviously must be trauma that made her do it), blatant support for slavery and the ignoring of basic human rights, the whole damane thing, the unlawful invasion of another continent, the use of secret police to force loyality to the throne, sending out political assassins, etc

 

Oh the media would have a field day with her... though she would probably send out seekers and bloodknives to deal with any "media leaks" and make a good showing in the polls because of it lol

[Whizbang - Member]

Although Perrin did not run for the election, he was voted as Lord of The Two Rivers, and it appears as if he is being voted as King of that area as well.

 

Rand is too obvious of a choice as candidate, but I don't think he would win. Too many people hate/dislike him and he is only in power through fear of the Aiel and his channeling.

 

Galad would probably win on the platform of "I always stand for right, and even my enemies will attest to that."

 

Lan has huge support in the Borderlands. He could very easily become a king over there... oh, wait.

[Mr Hindley - Member]

You see, now you've got me imagining a TextsFromEgwene spinoff meme... http://textsfromhillaryclinton.tumblr.com/

[Wandering Channeler - Member]

Thom wins all political battles hands down no contest. Nothing else needs to be said.

[elric - Member]

Perrin as President.

Galad vice president

Tom chief of Staff

Lan defence ministary

Sumaco General Surgeon. (with Nyn as deputy incharge of medical experimenting)

 

party -> a social democratic party, HIGH on civil right , with good dose of defence/military.

 

scandals:

Barlein Levinsky :)))

the vice president decedant contqact with the nobles (how can the common man trust a noble ??)

Chief of Staff alcoholisem (getting HIGH "west wing" deja vu)

[Senexx - Member]

Here's a campaign ad this thread reminded me about:

 

[Entreri - Member]

Mat for President.

Hopper for VP.

[SuperFade - Member]

The Dark One has clearly cornered the Trolloc and Darkfriend vote, giving him an edge in the upcoming elections. He's made some ambitious promises in the past few months, with Immortality and World Domination heading up his list of reforms. On the other hand, can he really be trusted to keep them after he becomes President? He is a politician, after all. Despite everything, he really does have a snappy slogan.

 

'VOTE DARK ONE NOW - CHAOS YOU CAN BELIEVE IN'

[MasterAblar - Member]

The Dark One has clearly cornered the Trolloc and Darkfriend vote, giving him an edge in the upcoming elections. He's made some ambitious promises in the past few months, with Immortality and World Domination heading up his list of reforms. On the other hand, can he really be trusted to keep them after he becomes President? He is a politician, after all. Despite everything, he really does have a snappy slogan.

 

'VOTE DARK ONE NOW - CHAOS YOU CAN BELIEVE IN'

 

President: Dark One

 

Vice-President: Ishamael

 

Minister of Defence: Demandred

 

Minister of Justice: Bel'al

 

Minister of Science: Aginor

 

Minister of Health: Semirhage

 

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rahvin

 

Minister of Education: Mesaana

 

Minister of Energy: Lanfear

 

Minister of Culture: Asmodean

 

Minister of Sports: Sammael

 

Minister of Information: Moghedien

 

Minister of Labour: Graendal

 

Minister of the Environment: Balthamel

[Asmodeanisdemandread - Member]

The Dark One has clearly cornered the Trolloc and Darkfriend vote, giving him an edge in the upcoming elections. He's made some ambitious promises in the past few months, with Immortality and World Domination heading up his list of reforms. On the other hand, can he really be trusted to keep them after he becomes President? He is a politician, after all. Despite everything, he really does have a snappy slogan.

 

'VOTE DARK ONE NOW - CHAOS YOU CAN BELIEVE IN'

 

President: Dark One

 

Vice-President: Ishamael

 

Minister of Defence: Demandred

 

Minister of Justice: Bel'al

 

Minister of Science: Aginor

 

Minister of Health: Semirhage

 

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rahvin

 

Minister of Education: Mesaana

 

Minister of Energy: Lanfear

 

Minister of Culture: Asmodean

 

Minister of Sports: Sammael

 

Minister of Information: Moghedien

 

Minister of Labour: Graendal

 

Minister of the Environment: Balthamel

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