Tëh Tåïñtëd Tîmës ~ September Edition!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

WELCOME

 

.... again ladies and gentle asha’men…(and Rand

) to the latest edition of the

 

Tainted Times ~ August 2012!

 

This is reporter Nya Skeeter and her fearsome hootehowly QuickQuotesQuill, back to fill you in on the freshest goss and happenings from the one and only Blaaaaaack Toweeerrrr!

 

 

 

 

 

Well lookee what the cat dragged in! (apologies cindy

)

We have 7 splendid new brownie ingredients members!

 

Another warm welcome to:

Ashaman Kovan

Mik

lordlavalamp

Lurk No More

Drawwod

Sea Ridgedawn

Sorcha al`Parr

 

Yay! :D

 

 

 

 

Soooo many! Recent news reports show that a mass of black-coated men and women are congregating in the Farmhouse! So either the secret ingredient I put in the brownies is proving most popular, or… well let’s hope we don’t get another Occupy BT.

…although I wouldn’t mind getting out my purty sign again

 

 

Oh! Where was I - err, yes our awesome promotions this month! CONGRATS you all!!

 

 

Masema ~ Soldier of the LIGHT!

Thorkin Barrimore, ~ Soldier of the LIGHT!

Millon ~ Soldier of teh SHADOW!

John Snow ~ Soldier and Dedicated!

Randomh3r0 ~ Soldier and Dedicated!

Ishmael Forsaken ~ Soldier and Dedicated!

Basel Gill ~ Dedicated!

Niel an`Tyomn ~ Asha’man!!

RandA lThor ~ Asha’man!

 

 

Also, we are most taintileh happy to announce our Staff is complete again! Thanks to these two awesome guys who have stepped up to serve their faction!

New Faction Leader of the Light: WildTaltos

New Storm Leader of the Light: Matrim Hat-rim

 

THE Black TOWER STANDS!

 

 

 

 

 

The Black Tower continues to be as active as… well I can’t think of anything that can serve as a simile to compare to the amount of spamminess and activity happening within our Black walls at the moment! O.o

 

Some very fun events this month were:

 

~ Pokemon Mafia II: Return to Heart Island ~ modded by the aweshum Pokemon Mistress, Aiel Heart!

 

~ Our monthly discussion topic was guest-modded by Yoni0! If you’d like to read up on the recap of events up to now in ToM, and the interesting theories about the BT that were enthusiastically debated, go here:The Black Tower in and after AMoL

 

~ Fantastic events hosted on the top-secret private boards that you only get to peek at if you’re a member (HINTY HINTY):

The BT Olympics was hosted by the Lighties! It included a beautiful opening ceremony, signature competition, Spamathlon, Hangman game, Guess that picture, Triathlon (Trivia about BT, WoT and the Olympics) and, of course, a great award ceremony with a party. All in all amazing fun and we can’t wait for the next Olympics! :D

 

~ Freshbaked Lightie StormLeader Matty has started the monthly game WoTTO, a Lottery of involving chance and your skillz! (also on le secrety boards ) So hop right on in for pointsies galore and your chance for THE JACKPOT!!! Go here: http://www.dragonmou...tember-edition/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month we were lucky enough to witness the beautiful Bondings of four amazing BTers!

 

Tress & Ishy

 

~and~

 

Ayla & Smiley

 

 

Another congrats you guys! You definitely deserve each other

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soooo - whassup in September!?

 

Well, the decision is not final yet about the monthly discussion but it will likely be on the topic Health & Fitness. So yay! We do need to combat develop our Taint somehow, right?

 

Speaking of, Pankhuri’s new game will be starting soon: The Taint - A game set at the Breaking. http://www.dragonmou...t-the-breaking/ It looks very cool, so come and sign up!

 

 

 

~ EPIC CHALLENGE UPDATE ~

 

 

(As you may remember, after reaching the milestone record of 100,000 posts in one thread in June, our new goal (as well as getting 200,000 posts in that thread too now), is to TOP the other two really active boards, in OVERALL REPLIES!)

 

~ General Discussion has upped to: 585,659 total replies

~ The White Tower now has: 393,476

~ And the BT, has increased ever more since last month, and I won't taintily torture yous any longer but state the number here because...

 

 

 

"404,342"

 

We've beat the Other Tower peoples!!!!!! PARTAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!! :D

 

 

 

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AND NOW as the surprise promised, we bring you the BT's FIRST...

VERY OWN COMIC STRIP!

 

 

randomh3r0 has contributed this awesome piece of art that will now hopefully feature on every TT issue! Something great to look forward to each month!

 

 

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Stay tainty and stay tuned! Mucho crazy saa and brownies to you all, signin' off,

ṉÿa ṡќεετεɾ

[Ithillian Turambar]

Bahahahaha

 

 

Hahahaha.

 

:wipeseyes:

 

 

Oh My Great Lord ... that is funny

 

 

Also, another fantabulous edition Miss Al 'Meara and yay to being the busiest Tower also.

[hazelkrs1]

OMGGGGGGG

 

 

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

That comic was SOOOO worth the wait! I am in Tears! And the panel storyline, the artwork, the writing, it's all so well done it looks like it belongs in the Sunday Funnies! Well done again TRL

 

 

And YAAAAYY!! for another Tainted Times as well! I literally got soooo excited when I saw the September one was up, and once again it did not disappoint. My former 'prentice makes me so proud!

 

*sniffle*

[lolguy26]

lool i love the comic strip awesome work random

[hazelkrs1]

Oh and WOOT WOOT! For becoming the most active Tower! The "pale" Tower never knew what hit it!

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

is good.

[Smiley73]

yay

 

nicely done Nya, and Random too

[John Snow]

If I had points, I'd give some to random for that. Hilarious.

[Crimson_Ayla]

:leproudtwinneh:

 

And vair nicely done Random

[Tamerya]

Hahahaha, another awesome Tainted Times (and the comic was great!) :)

[randomh3r0]

*thanks everyone*!

 

Great job on another 'Times, Nya!

 

And great job BT for overtaking the other Tower!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

what other tower?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

someone should really make a sig for that...

[Leelou]

LOL @ the comic. Somehow I could see my sister doing that... :D

[Niniel]

That is such a lie! You know I will never get a drivers license.

 

As always, well done Nya.

 

And 5 points to Random. I just it!

[randomh3r0]

Thankya m'Lady Dragon

[Netbattler11]

WE REQUIRE MOAR AWESOME COMIC STRIPS

[Niel an' Tyomn]

Twas awesome!!!

 

The comic was funny too!

 

 

[Songstress]

Fabulous job, Nya and Random!!!

[Masema]

That was great Nya. Random, that was by far the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[Ironeyes]

I got promoted to Dedicated this month.

[Ithillian Turambar]

You will be in the October edition Iron. September's edition has all of August's stuff in it.

[Ironeyes]

[hammy]Oooooh.[/hammy]

[Cbinpdx]

Great job, you guys!

[RandA lThor]

Nya you impress me every year, always getting even better than the last one, amazing job!!!!!!