Harken all! Teh Story Of Poiyuntses!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

In the Beginning, there were no poiyuntses!

 

And the Great Dark Lord of Poiyuntses made it so poiyuntses indeed BE.

 

 

AND lo! Poiyuntses WERE!

 

 

HENCE, --> (no, we’re not buying nuffin. No, no thanks. NO I DON’T WANT YOUR BAGUETTE GERROUOFHERE!!!) Errhem. Heeeeence, --> On the first Day, He gave poiyuntses.

 

~ On the second Day, He got bored of poiuyntses and nibbled on them. Because He Could. But then he got sick and decided He liked Tainted Brownies á la Grandmama best so went away to steal the recipe from his grandmother and sell her into nanatreeplanting slavery bake them.

 

~ So on teh third Day, His Official Poiuyntses Person whogivesoutpoiuyntses In Tremendous Yak-drawn-carts (HOPPITY) twirled and whirled around on Tainted Rollerskates to bring the joy of poiuyntses to the WHOOOOLE WIDE WORLD!

 

~ On the fourth Day, HOPPITY tied many many poiuyntses to balloons of many multi-colours and launched them up into the sky!! :

 

~ On the fifth, HOPPITY tripped over her laces TOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKS but FEAR YE NOT everything ‘twas fine, for they spilled only un likkle, and that likkle went to a family of dormice who lived happily ever after on their tainted poiuyntses.

 

~ On the sixth, HOPPITY pranced for joy through the flowery meadows of the BT flourishing her shiney new cape which….no-one really knew what it was… BUT ANYWAY ~! ‘Twas a raaaare magical tainty sight to behold indeed.

 

 

And on the SEVENTH DAY….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*drum roll*

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, HOPPITY was bored.

So she put all her poiuyntses through a soup strainer and suddenly had soooooooo many she needed to give some away to the nextest nice person to come around!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

And thus was born teh terrible predicament of a fluffy HOPPITYnya sitting all alone in a meadow of poiyuntses waiting for someone to relieve her of dis burden.

 

 

Someone who can give me A GOOD REASON why Light is apparently better than teh Shadow

[Ithillian Turambar]

Is nice :)

[Ithillian Turambar]

I can't give a good reason for why anyone would think that though.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Is nice :)

 

Is ninja'd. :P

[Ithillian Turambar]

They quite like bacon though

[Ithillian Turambar]

I never get given points.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

I can't give a good reason for why anyone would think that though.

Zigactly

 

That's why this HOPPITY is now sitting here aaaall alone with a Burden as Heavy As A Mountain..

 

Ah sir. Times iz hard. Times iz haaaaaaaaaaaaaard! *flattens insect* (1 point to whoever gets that reference )

[Niel an' Tyomn]

NEXTEST NICE PERSON HERE

[RandA lThor]

Well, you see, the Light is better than the Shadow, because they are being honorable to join the side that the Shadows can always play with. They are taking one for the team. Also, they want to join the Shadow, but join the Light so there won't be too many Shadowies which is honorable. :)

[Niel an' Tyomn]

Well, you see, the Light is better than the Shadow, because they are being honorable to join the side that the Shadows can always play with. They are taking one for the team. Also, they want to join the Shadow, but join the Light so there won't be too many Shadowies which is honorable. :)

 

What does this have to do with anything?

[Niel an' Tyomn]

Jus' sayin' even tho it really isn't true at allllllllllll

[Ithillian Turambar]

Erm the Light is the Bestest because if we don't say that occasionally they all go off in a sulk and cry. It's just as well my Shadow Self has the GL's protection against that Tainted Drivel.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

NEXTEST NICE PERSON HERE

 

Why hello there Niel How goes heroically standing 'gainst teh Shadoh with trumpets blaring and all that skedazzle? :)

[Ithillian Turambar]

I feel violated even just using the words Light and Bestest in the same post.

[Niel an' Tyomn]

Pretty well ... but I'm getting tired... I'm going to go to sleeps.............

 

zzz

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[Ithillian Turambar]

It must be my new Lighter more Sparkly Siggy. It's staring to affect me more that I thought it would.

[Niel an' Tyomn]

I feel violated even just using the words Light and Bestest in the same post.

 

Light is the Bestest you forgot two words there.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Well, you see, the Light is better than the Shadow, because they are being honorable to join the side that the Shadows can always play with. They are taking one for the team. Also, they want to join the Shadow, but join the Light so there won't be too many Shadowies which is honorable. :)

 

AND HOPPITEH *smote* Rand for confuzzling It at this hour.

 

Good poiyunt tho.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Erm the Light is the Bestest because if we don't say that occasionally they all go off in a sulk and cry. It's just as well my Shadow Self has the GL's protection against that Tainted Drivel.

 

Oooooo how evilly perfectly true. 1 poiyunt to Ithi!

 

It must be my new Lighter more Sparkly Siggy. It's staring to affect me more that I thought it would.

 

.... *takes poiyunt away*

 

DOPING IZ NOT ALLOWED!

 

 

 

*secretely gives Ithi un brownie poiyunt*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Pretty well ... but I'm getting tired... I'm going to go to sleeps.............

 

zzz

zzz

zzz

zzz

zzz

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Awww....lookiy teh poor ickle Light...

 

*puts him in a box lines with fuluffeh blankies and starts up the lullaby music box next to it*

[randomh3r0]

I'm just gonna be nice to Nya, pointses or not, because that was a very entertaining intro to a new thread :)

[Nyanna al'Meara]

I'm just gonna be nice to Nya, pointses or not, because that was a very entertaining intro to a new thread :)

 

Awwwh how charming

 

*stashes teh random Lightie into her pocket*

[randomh3r0]

I'm just gonna be nice to Nya, pointses or not, because that was a very entertaining intro to a new thread :)

 

Awwwh how charming

 

*stashes teh random Lightie into her pocket*

 

I dunno, I'm more of a life-size Lightie that probably doesn't fit into pockets easily

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Well, this is quite a big pocket.

 

And unbreakable Stasis-pocket actually.

 

 

You're stuck in there till... further notice. Have a poiyunt to nom on while yoo wait?