Bamboo&Balefire...Shadow Training for AREZ!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Thud.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Baguette.

 

 

 

 

 

Thud.

 

 

 

 

 

Thud.

 

 

 

THUDD.

 

Smoke and ashes fade away and through the falling debris a only slightly terrifying figure gallops in on a llamacorn.

 

Slo-mo, of course.

 

The red-eyed, horned llama comes to a stop, snorting and stamping the ground as its rider surveys the furry beastie waiting by a savagely burnt piece of bamboo.

 

Deeeeaarly betainted we are all- wait, wrong occasion. Oh the ‘busy duties’ of a Storm Leader… a.k.a “make this short, I have a pressing appointment for a meeting with Mr. Popcorn to discuss the urgent matter of Stack of DVDs” ;P

 

So. Gather round lads and lasses, gather round! This here Panda has come before us today because he has a death wish apparently…He’s asked for moar Shadowy Training.

 

*waits for collective awed intake of breath*

 

Yessss…if he actually comes close to surviving this, he will be even shadowier than before…and well, if he does die, it will be a comfort to know he was in pursuit of being moar ebul

He might at least have upped his SQ significantly by then anyway. But let’s not dwell on that, we know he’s doomed anyway

 

PANDEH. Your first task is to find a Lightie – any Lightie! – and, true to our nature, attack them completely uncalled-for using the magnificence of the One Power. Preferably from behind. Muaha…be creatively dark as befits the Shadow, and link it back to me so I can judge if it satisfies the hunger for our Shady wickedness.

 

 

DO NOT FAIL ME.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Hahaha epic. Love it.

 

*watches with interest*

[RandA lThor]

By the way, now that I am Dice's student, what do I do?

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Bother le diceto, poke him with a unicörn and plaster MOAR shadowy unicörn posters all over his room

 

Yoo can take notes here Pandeh, spite and malicious goading, this is how we do it in le Shadoh

[hazelkrs1]

*floats through the thread*

[Arez Al'Loke]

Ohh... I have the perfect target in mind...

 

*Runs off*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Wicked plotty scampering, perfect

 

Going off on a good start Pandeh.

[hazelkrs1]

 

Just read Arez's siggy quote, and felt mildly offended for some weird reason...

[dicetosser1]

lol whats the bet theat at some point he manages to Balefire himself??

 

 

Rand if you bother me with shadowy unicorns you WILL regret it I promise....mostly cause i'll steal it and nyanna will blame you...

[Arez Al'Loke]

I couldn't help myself.. I saw two kittens, I had to do what I had to do..

 

http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/72034-ok/page__st__20

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*sniggers* That was vair amusing Arez, I haven't played spot-the-image in a long time XD

 

Howeeeever...CHOOHAVETOMATOEZUPYOOMICKEYMOUSEEARS!!?? I said using the One Power...

 

And unless that husqvarna iz a ter'angreal that will unexpectedly shoot forth flaming fireballz in a minute...Thou still hast to fulfill that part of the deal so you survive...

 

*knows teh llamas are feeling rather peckish today...*

[Arez Al'Loke]

Well, I will continue from there on xD

[dicetosser1]

lol pandas in trouble!! sic ure llamacorns on him Nyanna!!

 

disobedient panda!

[Arez Al'Loke]

A tad late, but here it is..

 

http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/66153-the-citadel-of-chaos-a-fighting-fantasy-adventure/page__st__440

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Hahaha okay here I am again >.> So sorry for the wait! (I did so not just apologize for anything, SPAMMIT!)

 

The duel with Matty amused me MUCHLY! Extra Nyacredit for your continuous use of photoshopping aweshums! I never thought how much could be done with panda images

 

Hark! Teh mighteh llamacorns approve…

 

*bangs a heavy shield with a unicorn horn* BOOONNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

Hear ye, HEAR YE! Arez al’Loke, Le BT Fuzzy Panda, has progressed to the next step in his Shadowy Training!

 

Shady Panda, yoo haz proven the Dark One favours you. Now, you must further show your wicked inventiveness by performing a twisted torture attack on ANYONE (provided they are a BT member of course). Go forth now, Arez, and wreck moar shadowy havoc!

 

 

Guidelines: Please keep it amusing for all parties involved (that includes amusing parties ), in line with DM rules, and the instructions above.

 

[Arez Al'Loke]

Hahaha I am So sorry for the wait! (I did just apologize)

 

The duel with Matty amused me MUCHLY! Extra Nyacredit for panda images

 

Hark!

 

*bangs a heavy unicorn* BOOONNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

Hear ye, HEAR YE! Arez al’Loke, Le BT Fuzzy Panda, has progressed to the next step in his Shadowy Training!

 

Shady Panda, yoo haz proven the Dark One favours you. Now, you must further show your wicked inventiveness by performing a twisted Arez, and wreck moar shadowy havoc!

 

 

Guidelines: keep it involved amusing with DM

 

 

I will forgive you.. maybe.. Mayhap I will delete all your files and make them inaccessible, mayhap I'll make a thread confessing all the lightness in you...... MAYHAP I WILL!!!! I guess it'll be a surprise for you ^^

 

Anyway! back to the task! I don't completly understand it, but I guess that I'll just go ahead and perform a "Twisted Arez"...

 

......

[Nyanna al'Meara]

I will forgive you.. maybe.. Mayhap I will delete all your files and make them inaccessible, mayhap I'll make a thread confessing all the lightness in you...... MAYHAP I WILL!!!! I guess it'll be a surprise for you ^^

 

O.O

 

 

....yoo lus me too much to do anything like that.....

 

HA! I shall just use the Recova program you helped moi install to ressurrect all moi filesez!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA

[Arez Al'Loke]

[serious mode]

 

What am I actually supposed to do? Use creativity to torture someone?

 

[/serious mode]

 

Son of a barrel xDD That sounds worse than what I actually meant

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Yup!

 

...and I just saw that twisted Arez part XD you sneaky black and white bear! >.<