Spam

[Songstress]

Spammit!

 

Bahahaha....

[RandA lThor]

Customer:

Morning,

 

Waitress:

Morning.

 

Customer:

What have you got?

 

Waitress:

Well, there's egg and bacon,

egg sausage and bacon

Egg and spam

Egg, bacon and spam

Egg, bacon, sausage and spam

Spam, bacon, sausage and spam

Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam

Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam

Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

 

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

 

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce

served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines

garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

 

Wife:

Have you got anything without spam?

 

Waitress:

Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam

That's not got much spam in it

 

Wife:

I don't want any spam!

 

Customer:

Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

 

Wife:

That's got spam in it!

 

Customer:

Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

 

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

 

Wife:

Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

 

Waitress:

Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

 

Wife:

What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

 

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

 

Waitress (to choir):

Shut up!

 

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

 

Waitress:

Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!

You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

 

Wife:

I don't like spam!

 

Customer:

Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,

I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,

spam, spam, spam, and spam!

 

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

 

Waitress:

Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

 

Customer:

Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

 

Waitress:

You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,

spam and spam?

 

Choir (intervening):

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!

Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.

Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Spam spam spam spam!

[RandA lThor]

by monty python

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Spamlol

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Spammmmmmmlikeallama

[RandA lThor]

Spammmmmmmmmlikeallanacorn

[Turin Turambar]

I am very pleased with your spammity leanings.

[Naked~Frog]

SOMEONE SAID BACON!!

[Naked~Frog]

Bacon for the Light!

[Songstress]

Bacon for the Light!

 

*cheer!*

 

[Naked~Frog]

We almost need siggies about Bacon and the Light.

 

The Shadowites would never understand what it's about.

[Songstress]

YES! *wholeheartedly approves*

[Naked~Frog]

Yes. I have more to say on the subject but that is for our eyes only :)

 

You will see as this next month begins.

[RandA lThor]

I awiat eagerly as a vegetarian.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Spammit!

 

 

Bahahahahaha!

 

Awesome.

 

*adopts new BT Official Curse Word*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

[Niniel]

I need to try it.

 

Spammit!

 

It works. 5 points to Nya.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Yay!!

[Netbattler11]

Ahahahahaha. Nice.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

 

OH SPAMMIT THRICE OVER THE PANCAKES ARE BURNING!

[Songstress]

*snerk* nya!

[RandA lThor]

spammit! That's fun! Nice nya.

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

Spammit! That's as fun to say as spasms!

[RandA lThor]

I call spampamamm and spampamammampamspam

[Aiel Heart]

 

*Poof land*

 

Spam. Always a good cause

 

*Poof out*