Crazy Paradoxes...

[garry1209]

To paraphrase RJ's answer to a similar question when it was asked of him, "You guys need to get laid." And that's the answer to every balefire paradox question, "What happens if..." What happens is that the person who asked the question needs to get laid.

INTERVIEW: Feb 26th, 2003

tarvalon.net Q&A (Verbatim)

 

QUESTION

If I were to open a gateway in front of me that opened behind me, and I balefired myself, what would happen?

 

ROBERT JORDAN

Young lady, you are entirely too obsessed and have far too much time. You need to get some sort of life. I suggest you go have an intense love affair. Doesn't matter with who, be it man, woman, or German Shepherd.

 

Love this comment from RJ, understand some posts better now.

 

The moment I read the first post, was thinking how many replies have been posted before someone posted this quote. Love this quote.

[jsbrads]

Fuzz1717: Mat was dead, it was everyone else was confused

 

what? what did my post have to do with mat?

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[Byzantine279]

Presumably if you balefired yourself it would just make a nice balescream :P. Ohh, and anyone who thinks of that needs to get a new hobby :P

[thisguy]

If you were really good with balefire, could you shave with it and never have to shave again?