My Life Is Average

[mcs0083]

A thread for all of those "D'oh!" moments in life.

 

Today I ate soup, but forgot to turn the burner off in time. Therefor it was burnt soup. My life is average.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i have a cold. it wont go away cause i dont take care of myself. average?

[Mattthecoolfish]

Today I went to work, got off, got coffee, came home and went on dragonmount... MLA

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you got coffee? cool... i never do that.

[Mattthecoolfish]

yeah, the simple pleasures of life.

[hotpocket2006]

Today I was making delicious ramen noodles with my water heater. I waited ten minutes so that the water could boil, and went to go make them. I couldn't figure out for 5 mins why the water wasn't boiling. I hadn't even turned it on... thank god I am not a blond.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

nice thing about ramen. you can eat them dry. yep, that lazy.

[hotpocket2006]

I totally eat it dry too sometimes. It tastes yummy that way also.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it really does. i like it crunched up on anything, especially salad, but i've eaten it straight out of the bag many times.

[Niniel]

A thread for all of those "D'oh!" moments in life.

 

Today I ate soup, but forgot to turn the burner off in time. Therefor it was burnt soup. My life is average.

 

 

Today I was making delicious ramen noodles with my water heater. I waited ten minutes so that the water could boil, and went to go make them. I couldn't figure out for 5 mins why the water wasn't boiling. I hadn't even turned it on... thank god I am not a blond.

 

I could have done both of these. But today I managed to make tacos, one of the few things I can cook without failing.

[Xamol Na]

I got up, went to the Doctor for meds, took a Rorschach test, went to work, came home, had coffee. My suckly life is average XP

[Niniel]

Do they still use the Rorschach test?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

just say butterfly.

[Xamol Na]

Apparently they do...either that or they just thought it'd be amusing.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

they do still use them. butterfly. seriously.

[MattheHat]

I dragged myself out of bed with a mega sunstroke, ate breakfast, chopped some firewood, went straight back to bed...

 

I hate those days!

[Mattthecoolfish]

Today, I woke up brushed my teeth got coffee watched TV and then I wrote this. MLIA

[Xamol Na]

Today I woke up early, had coffee, opened up at work, had more coffee with Amanda, worked, came home, got more coffee, watched some Gossip Girl.

 

Man I love my coffee. MLIA!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

today i woke up, thought about the possibility of getting to work, barely made it through the shower, and came back here.

 

woo hoo.

 

and yay, UPS.

 

exciting day.

[Mattthecoolfish]

Today I woke up to my dog barking, I, without thinking, pictured her being quiet and laying down on her bed and tried to send the image to her. She then stopped barking and layed down. MLIA

[Xamol Na]

I am currently watching Gissop Girl and eating Toblerone. MLIA!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

my life is way less than average. may need another thread.

[Niniel]

People ask how I am and my standard answer is "tired". MLIA.

[Turin Turambar]

My answer is "broke". MLIA or below.

[Niniel]

That is also one of my favorites.