***Just when things looked like they couldn't get any worse...***

[hazelkrs1]

Joe starts to scrape the T-Rex doo off his boot when he gets another idea. Remembering the not nearly as good dinosaur movie with Will Ferrell in it he wonders if the dino-urine maneuver would work. Thinking he might as well give it a shot since he just stepped in it' excrement, he splashes around in a little yellow puddle the T-Rex eft by the poo pile.

 

He turns around, and sees the T-Rex looking at him strangely. The T-Rex finally begins to laugh histerically, roaring into the jungle to call out all his T-Rex friends to laugh at this strange shaved monkey.

[Turin Turambar]

The group of T-Rex stand laughing and pointing with their little arms at Joe. Then one of them falls over from the mirth. The ground shakes causing Joe to fall into the T-Rex puddle. The T-Rex see and all fall over causing Joe to be completely covered in the contents of the puddle.

[hazelkrs1]

The T-Rex continue to mercilessly humiliate Joe, forcing him to wear a fancy cane and tophat, and dance back and forth singing "Ragtime Gal"

[Aiel Heart]

The t rex decided that Joe didn't dance well enough on his own, and tied some puppet strings to him

[hazelkrs1]

One of the other T-Rex finally got bored with the dancing and chomped down on Joe.

 

(I had to cut him some slack, he's got a court date wednesday lol)

 

Someone else post another random character, and we'll have fun with them as well. Mebbe someone you'd like to see have a bad day

[Tiinker]

Kinda afraid karma is going to come bite me in the ass if I use someone I know..

 

Eddie was busy trying to copy his friends homework when he suddenly found his teacher standing over his shoulder..

[hazelkrs1]

Eddie shifted in his seat as he felt the teacher's glare, and the test answers that had been slipped to him by a friend in an earlier class fell down to the ground

[Turin Turambar]

The teacher picked up the paper, read the answers, looked at Eddie sternly and said "no wonder you are failing my class, these answers are all wrong."

[Aiel Heart]

The teacher proceeded to send him to the dean. This dean was known to be very very harsh

[hazelkrs1]

While Eddie was sitting in the waiting room for the Dean to see him, he suddenly realizes he put on his "The Dean's mother wears combat boots" shirt this morning

[Aiel Heart]

He tried to cross his arms so the dean wouldn't see it, but it was too late. The deans face was purple with anger.

[Tiinker]

As Eddie curled up against the wall in fear, the dean started to glow, turning into a big fat angry koala bear.

[Aiel Heart]

As he walked the earth shook. The dean-koala reached out and grabbed Eddie. He then threw him so hard that he flew through the wall

[hazelkrs1]

The school was very old, and the walls were still filled with asbestos. Eddie cringed as he looked at all the toxic asbestos covering him head to toe. He begged for mercy but the Dean Koala Mutant decided to get back at him by making up shirts that read "Eddie smells like yesterday's lunch meat"

[Pantsonfire]

Then it was time for the Dean's lunch. Eddie found himself strung up in the theatre wearing one of the Dean's new shirts. Unable to escape until the dean finishes his eucalyptus tea, he realises that his fly had been undone all day......

 

 

[Aiel Heart]

Then students start filing in for an assembly. Everyone sees Eddie and laughs at him

[hazelkrs1]

Eddie tries to struggle to escape his confinement, and ends up inadvertently giving himself an ultra-wedgie

[Aiel Heart]

He does manage to escape from his bounds, but falls flat on his face

[hazelkrs1]

He's grateful for falling in something soft that apparently brokehis fall so his face wouldnt shatter, then realize he fell face-first into a pile of Dean-Koala mutant droppings