Hey look everyone! A new person above me thread!

[hazelkrs1]

Okay I figured it was time for us to have a new "person above me thread"

 

I think this one might be a lot of fun, it's kind of inspired by those commercials for sour patch kids (first they're sour, then they're sweet).

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJlDBmoD3pw&feature=related

 

Basically after every person that posts, the next person does whatever they want to them, but it has to be kind of nasty. Then they make up for the nastiness by doing something nice, perhaps by twisting around the nasty thing they did.

 

Example:

 

Turin says: yadda yadda yadda I'm so awesome

 

Despothera says: I melt Turin's face off, but draw him a nice smilie face where his face used to be so he's always cheering everyone up around him! Plus he'll lose weight, since, no mouth.

 

 

 

Okay maybe that one was harsh, but yall get the idea.

 

So someone do something evil or mean to me, then smooth it over by doing something else sweet so I don't feel that bad about the first thing.

 

Edit: put in one of the commercials so yall know what I'm talking about

[Turin Turambar]

Ok. Since you used me in your example I guess I should be first.

 

I steal Despot's shiny new black coat out of jealousy cause The Lord Dragon hasn't brought me mine. I bring it back with a big wolf bedazzled in the back in rhinestones and glitter cause he thinks that makes it "snazzier".

 

I took it easy on you cause your recent loss. Sorry to hear about Jada. Stay strong.

[hazelkrs1]

Thanks bro. She really was an awesome little wolfie.

 

/resumes crazy intense rivalry with Turin

 

I push Turin into a mudpile, and laugh at him when he's on the ground. Feeling bad, I bring him a margarita with extra TQ, and tell him he'll get sweet new threads soon too, be patient

[Turin Turambar]

I see Des sauntering by some pretty ladies. Giving them his best smile. I channel just a small amount of air so that he trips right in front of them. Then tomorrow I get Leelou to introduce him to her spear sisters at the party. Your on your own from there.

[hazelkrs1]

When is that thing? I thought it was supposed to start yesterday.

 

I steal Turin's cool helmet and give it to Cindy's kittehs for them to use as a new kitty litter box.

 

Then I compliment Turin's mulletfro, saying it's exactly what the ladies love

[Netbattler11]

I torture des because he makes so many fun game threads.

 

Then I show him how to use the weave and send him off to go torture others.

[hazelkrs1]

I crack all of Maw's Dragon eggs prematurely.

 

Then I whip him up a nice Dragon's egg omelette to cheer him up! Mmmm tasty, right Maw?

[Turin Turambar]

(that doesn't exactly sound sweet to make him eat his pet dragon eggs)

 

I steal Des' new puppy during the night. Des looks all over for him to no avail..."come back, My little Apollo!"

 

Then I let him know Apollo is on a play date at Talya's. And, she just finished baking a fresh plate of Brownies.

[hazelkrs1]

I write "I CAN HAZ BRAIN CELLS??!!??!?" on Turin's helmet while he's sleeping, so he wonders why everyone is laughing at him the next day.

 

Then I buy him a nice shiny brand new helmet, this time with a much bigger ornament on top so everyone can see he's ranked up.

[hazelkrs1]

nobody likes this game? Or do we only have time for one person above me thread at a time?

[Turin Turambar]

In Despot's momment of weakness about his thread making skills I taunt him with "They can't all be popular, Who do you think you are Cindy? Then I consle him with, "most of them are though, Heck you said you were going to sleep and now its like 40 posts already."

 

seriously though, It may be too much to think something up quick and funny with no straight line. Unless you have a mortal enemy.

[hazelkrs1]

I give Turin a swirlie, then show him how his brand new hairdo will be all the rage around town.

 

How's that for a one-liner?

[Turin Turambar]

Nice it looks like an Ice Cream Cone. I tie Des' shoelaces together then laugh as he walks like a geisha. I then get him some new "snazzy" cowboy boots.

[Tiinker]

I trick Turin into wearing a pink bunny outfit and make him walk around town looking like a general moron but while it repulses the men, he becomes da bomb with the ladies. Hows that?!

[hazelkrs1]

I give Tiink a noogie, then polish his shell with turtle wax so he can breakdance easier