Meow!

[mmeeshal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTiRHylH2Fo

 

Now you all know what singing cats sound like.

 

And your day has just been made that much more awesome.

[Leyrann]

Something for Cindy...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

that's how i took it.

[Turin Turambar]

Cindy, what did they say? was it about the coming planned kitteh revolution?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

who spoke to you of the revolution?!? names, i want names!

 

um.... i mean... lol.... revolution. heh heh... silly human.

 

.... they are seeking forever homes, and expressing their willingness to remain kitteh sopranos for the rest of their adorable lives, and be better pets for it.

 

there will be no revolution, and no violence, as long as you continue to make with the treats and the petting.

 

your overlords have meowed.

[mmeeshal]

There better not be a revolution!!

 

*mutters about possible complications in her squirrel world domination scheme*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... my cats speak squirrel, and the squirrels definitely speak cat. i believe they're planning to do something about the dogs...

[mmeeshal]

Speaking cat is one thing, sharing the world with another dominant species is another thing entirely. A truce COULD be reached, I suppose, as long as there was no interference at all in each government after the fact. And working together to overthrow the human race would make us allies.... Yes...

 

*muses*

 

I shall have to think on these implications, and decide how best to proceed.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

sharing.... cats sharing....

 

there may have to be some adjustments. the cats will decide.

[Turin Turambar]

Hint for the negotiations Mmeeshal, Bring Catnip, yarn and bags. They may be too distracted and just agree to anything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cindy, Nuts and if Mmeeshal is there hobbit stew(no stir-fry though)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i'm thinking cardboard boxes filled with wiring would satisfy both parties.

[mmeeshal]

*twitches at the mention of nuts*

 

I could possibly withstand nuts...and hobbit stew (since no one makes it like me >.>)....just don't bring my BIGGEST WEAKNESS, shiny objects. Please, don't. *begs and shudders at the thought*

 

Of course I would be there! Without me, there would be no Evil Sith Squirrel Overlord of Epic Proportions to rule the galaxy world. And no plan of world domination and human enslavement/destruction.

[mmeeshal]

i'm thinking cardboard boxes filled with wiring would satisfy both parties.

Ooooh, ninja'd.

 

Probably. >.>

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

sqirrels are deadly destructive on wiring round these parts... i hope that we may negotiate a treaty that reduces the fire hazard.

[mmeeshal]

Of course; part of my master plan is for all squirrels to either undergo intensive training to become my Legions of Terror/ main military uprising task force, or else be executed with the soft humans. Part of Training is how to be Technology-friendly.

 

I can either pull all the squirrels out of your part of Earth, or else ensure that those that stay are trained in the art of NOT chewing on electrical wires.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... this power is impressive.

 

i can only speak for the cats, i cannot guide their decisions. they have wisdom beyond mine.

[mmeeshal]

Well, all the masses need is someone with whom they can identify, and who can lead them to victory. I am pretty sure I fit the bill for us squirrels, as evidenced by my success thus far. Not that I'm going to divulge any of my secrets, like the location of my current training facility... >.>

 

Oh, and some of them are learning how to use lightsabers. Heads up.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

the ones in my neighbohood appear to have obtained matching leather jackets, and can often be seen dancing numbers from west side story in front of sliding glass doors, tormenting doggies. they will be cruel masters...

[Turin Turambar]

was it "*mama doggies!* can you come out to playay!"?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it was more like triple dogdare ya to bust through that glass and try and catch us, cause we gonna shimmy up that tree and drop nuts on your head sort of thing.

 

when the dogs are out (they let all the dogs run loose around here all the time with the wild children, ack), the squirrels follow them around and taunt them from the trees, and throw stuff at thm.

 

once in a while this turns out very badly for the squirrel. chimpmunks are similarly inclined, but much less evil about it, and somewhat quicker. though the catch me round the tree game has gone wrong a couple of times, i believe that is he polydactyl cat, tigger, who is a master hunter.

[mmeeshal]

Ahhh, such a good show.... They definitely have good taste. They'll do well, provided they don't do anything stupid to get themselves killed before the Day of Reckoning.

[Turin Turambar]

Polydactyl? Is Tigger bouncy, or just striped?

 

Oh! there tops are made out of rubber... Tigger ws my fav as a kid.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

tigger is striped, and huge, and friendly, and has opposable thumbs, his paws, rightly hands, look like baseball mitts, and wily wits, and lots of practice and skill, and can catch most critters in one paw. he is also very strong, and i've seen him down bunnies his own size.

 

he's the neighbor's kitty but makes free to enter all the hosues, including mine, and including the ones with dogs, and with alleged cat haters. everyone loves tigger.

 

he's a bit big for bounce, but he's got great pounce.

[Turin Turambar]

Tigger sounds like he is running the neighborhood. Maybe the squirrels work for him? and he takes out the interlopers.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

tigger downs many critters, and he runs with two big dogs, who assist with the larger and bitier critters. this time of year he's leaving several kills a day at him mommy's door. things get much worse, we may look for recipes.