Turin Turambar's Transitional Thread

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

please welcome, once again, our own Turin Turambar.

 

he's had a jarring transition to the haunted village, and i can relate...

 

so please, let's continue to welcome this fine, new gently used member to the BT.

 

more brownies for all! more taint! um... Taint!

 

welcome again, and do not fear, you will always have new threads when old one's pass on.

[eclipse0]

Ha ha, I like this concept!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

here, turin, turin, turin, turin, nice tainty brownies for you, turin.....

[Turin Turambar]

Did someone say Brownies? Thanks Cindy, I 'll *snarfs Brownie* sompf * eats another* Brownis. Ahh! the Taint, the lovely tingly Taint. I feel much better now that I can see all the more spam without navigating.

 

I can feel the power, Watch me light that lamp...BOOOM.. Eh, it was an old lamp anyway.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

we will keep you strong and alive and free from zombie infestation, no worries. :)

[Turin Turambar]

Zombies bad, Brownies good. The Vampires beat the Zombies on Deadliest Warrior last night. Very gory fight. not as good as the normal fights.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

reanimated dead flesh is always creepy

[Turin Turambar]

Yeah. I just realized how random my last post was. Quite ADD.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

um...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i found it on point...

[eclipse0]

Zombies bad, Brownies good. The Vampires beat the Zombies on Deadliest Warrior last night. Very gory fight. not as good as the normal fights.

 

What? I can't believe this. It doesn't make any sense. One on One, sure, pretty much anybody should be able to beat a Zombie. The strength of Zombies lies in their numbers. That's the whole of it, it doesn't matter how good of a fighter you are, because the Zombies keep coming. Vampires have to avoid daylight, Zombies don't stop because the sun came up. What was their justification for such an absurd conclusion?

[Niniel]

What kind of world do we live in where Vampires kills the Zombies? lol

 

(I imagine Eclipse being really upset.)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

so do i... could have been a daylight wooden stake holy water decapitation issue. or they could have fought in a dark crypt with spike jumping in for the fun of it. spike would kick any zombie butt.

[Niniel]

Vampires are cooler then zombies. *nods*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and hotter *nod nods*

[Niniel]

Definitely!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

werewolves are good, too. team jacob. with the sound off. and fast forwarding.

[Niniel]

Now you lost me. Vampires beats werewolves any day. And isn´t Jacob a bit...goofy?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

he's adorable. i love the not so bright look on his face. and his inability to keep a shirt on. and.... um... everything...

 

 

he reminds me of ed chigliak from northern exposure.

 

and.. um... have to stop thinking about him now.

[Leyrann]

ROFL.

 

You just wanted points, Cindy.

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Turin Turambar]

Zombies bad, Brownies good. The Vampires beat the Zombies on Deadliest Warrior last night. Very gory fight. not as good as the normal fights.

 

What? I can't believe this. It doesn't make any sense. One on One, sure, pretty much anybody should be able to beat a Zombie. The strength of Zombies lies in their numbers. That's the whole of it, it doesn't matter how good of a fighter you are, because the Zombies keep coming. Vampires have to avoid daylight, Zombies don't stop because the sun came up. What was their justification for such an absurd conclusion?

I only really watched the end when the did the recreation of the fight. The setup was 3 vamps vs. 168 zombies(this is part of it). they set the fight inside a building. They set the Vamps up as like 6 times stronger than an elite athlete so it was like one punch-one kill. The final percentage was like 49% to 51%. I think the picked the particular number of zombies so it would be close. It looked like the kill ratio was 60 zombies to 1 vamp.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

no, actually, i just wanted turin to not feel so bad about the village, cause i like him.

[Turin Turambar]

ROFL.

 

You just wanted points, Cindy.

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You say that like it is a bad thing Ley.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

sweet, sweet, pointses... must collect them ALL!

 

and... still trying to figure out what to do with them.

[eclipse0]

Vampires are cooler then zombies. *nods*

 

I'll give you that

 

and hotter *nod nods*

 

I'll give you that one too, doesn't mean they'd win.

 

I only really watched the end when the did the recreation of the fight. The setup was 3 vamps vs. 168 zombies(this is part of it). they set the fight inside a building. They set the Vamps up as like 6 times stronger than an elite athlete so it was like one punch-one kill. The final percentage was like 49% to 51%. I think the picked the particular number of zombies so it would be close. It looked like the kill ratio was 60 zombies to 1 vamp.

 

I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on that finite number of zombies, but come on. I'll agree that the Vamps are stronger, faster, smarter, cooler, sexier and stealthier, but in a zombie apocalypse scenario, you can only win individual battles, you cannot win the war, I don't care who or what you are.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you do not know the story of hannukah.

 

overwhelming numbers don't always win.