welcome Windrunner to the Black Tower

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

so glad you made it!

 

brownies, extra tainty, coming up.

 

official greeting on its way from official officials.

 

spam in huge doses, be prepared, do not fear.

 

and please tell us about yourself!

[Leyrann]

Why have I decided to do my homework now????

 

Welcome, Windrunner.

 

Do you want a Tainted Brownie?

 

And watch out for Ed.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

watch out for Leyrann! ed is cool. we are all super cool, in the sense that internet sci fi fantasy geeks always are.

 

but Ley's a bit excitable, so don't get gim started....

[Leyrann]

O, and also watch out for Maw. He's one of those new, over-enthusiastic Shadowies.

 

And don't get killed by the amounts of spam. This thread will most likely have more than 40 posts tomorrow at this time.

 

*steals a Brownie*

[Turin Turambar]

Welcome to the taintiest place on earth Windrunner. Hope you enjoy yourself here as much as we do. *looks around covetously* Did someone say Brownies?

[Leyrann]

As Mawthtex (IIRC) said: May the Taint be with you!

 

(or was it Locke?)

 

I don't know. The Taint must have me.

 

(and if someone asks you "are you insane", you of course have to answer with yes)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

but only in court.

 

and yes, i agree, fear maw.

 

um, these are only the unofficial brownies that are being swiped byb the naughty boys, but talya will bring you the real ones, which will be swiped even faster.

 

the first plate's free....

[Leyrann]

The others are too.

 

Do you already know what Faction you will choose? We need some activity in the Shadow, but if you want activity from the start, you'd better join the Light.

 

*steals another Brownie*

 

And, we all forget, you'll soon get your PM (Personal Message, in case you didn't knew) with information.

[Windrunner]

I'm still at work - so I haven't investigated the different Factions yet! Never fear! I will get to it tonight... after taekwondo!

 

I could do with some brownies though. Thanks!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you posted in your welcome thread! you have passed the first hurdle!

 

you don;t have to worry about factions yet. just poke around and check everything out. after work of course. and punching and kicking stuff. careful driving under the influence of the brownies. they make me drive really, really fast.

[Niniel]

Hi Windrunner! Welcome to this crazy place they call the Black Tower! I´m one of the Storm Leaders of the Shadow. If you have any questions please let me know.

 

While you eat those brownies you can tell us a little about yourself. Do you have any favorite books? Favorite WoT character? Favorite Storm Leader? And how crazy are you?

[Turin Turambar]

you posted in your welcome thread! you have passed the first hurdle!

 

you don;t have to worry about factions yet. just poke around and check everything out. after work of course. and punching and kicking stuff. careful driving under the influence of the brownies. they make me drive really, really fast.

Are you really driving fast or do you just think your driving fast?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

well, i don't get ticketed, but i mostly drive in pennsylvania, and we have laid off most of our police force, so... hard to say. i slow down when there's stuff in front of me, tho. i'm sure i do.

[Talya]

Hey, Welcome Windy...

 

Here are the brownies...*puts a weave around them so only Windy can get them*...That'll teach you Ley

 

Tell us a bit about yourself...where do you live, what are you hobbies, do you like ed, would you like your leg humped....?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

... noone ever asked me if i liked... ah, known quantity, i see.

[Niniel]

...me?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

they'd hardly have to ask that, Tina.

[Niniel]

Ahhhh... my daily dose of tainted Cindy love. Now I can go to sleep knowing I will have sweat dreams. :)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... hmmm, gonna have to check the transmitter... i wasn't sending you the sweet ones anymore...

 

well, have whatever kind you like best. good night.

[eclipse0]

Everyone knows it Windy!

 

Welcome, don't get bogged down with Faction propaganda yet. You've got a while before you're eligible to choose a side, just sit back and enjoy the brownies!

[Netbattler11]

But the shadow is totally cooler. Just throwing that out there. Anyway, welcome to the BT, home of insanity.

[Rasheta Ardashir]

Welcome to the BT. :)

[Windrunner]

You guys sure are good at Faction Coitus Interuptus. "HEY LOOK AT THESE COOL FACTIONS!! BUT, SORRY, YOU CAN'T JOIN THEM YET!"

 

SOooo I work for the Dow Chemical Company as a R & D microbiologist. Been there for about 5 months (just graduated with my masters from UT). I am a huge fantasy glutton (Duh). I am currently reading The Magician King by Lev Grossman. I just finished DwD by GRRM ( totally dragged on and on, but was worth the wait.. I suppose). I play guitar and starcraft 2 and I am eagerly waiting for the new Wii Zelda to come out. ANNNDD I have a dog named Miley who is half mini dachshund (padre) half lab (madre) Let that sink in a bit... yup FREAKISH skill set Padre!

 

 

*Edit* UT - That is The University of Tennessee. You can settle down now Longhorns. Go Big Orange!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

lol, builds discipline and makes parents.

[Netbattler11]

YAY! Another LoZ fan!

 

 

BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!